Don’t do that.
Why do I have to wait until I"m alone in the house before washing a new pair of jeans? It says, “Wash alone before wearing”.
I keep buying stuff at porn sites when I get popups, but I still get popups. Why is that?
Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
Who was that man?
No, really, who the hell was he!
Do Blondes really have more fun?
Tell us, tell us, O blonde one. Do they?
I may have to steal that for a sig.
are there counselling groups for yesterday’s heroes?
who gets to count how many lives cats have and why is it 9?
does time fly economy, business or first class and who pays?
Ouranus?
Can psychic abilities be learned or enhanced with training?
Y’allranus?
I want to make a martini, but I’m out of vermouth. Can I use vermicelli instead?
After the war, did Eva Braun make shavers and coffee makers?
If I take Beano and Sudafed together, will my farts smell better?
My GF says my scrotum looks like Osama bin Laden. Should I dump her? :eek:
Would I really go to jail if I yanked the tags off of my mattress and pillows?
After I flush the toilet when I pee does the pee turn back into water? If it does, then is the water in my faucets just my pee that turned back into water or does it go to one big place where everybody’s pee turns back into water? When we turn on the faucet are we really just drinking everybody else’s recycled pee then?
Pretty much.
…and dog ant cat pee, and bear pee, and elephant pee, and monkey pee, and crocodidle pee, and. . .
When we say “we’re Number One” we ain’t kidding. 
If I can’t get there from here, where should i be starting from?
Why can’t I remember to capitalize “i” without MSWord.
Why?
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What happens to the white when the snow melts?
Are we there yet?
Can I have vinegar on that please?
when the big hand is facing directly up and the yellow light on the phone is flashing how long does it take george to get from Birmingham to 3 oclock if he is travelling at twelve inches.