Moves to Vermont and joins the governor’s cabinet.
Am I ever going to win the lottery?
When a biker wins the lottery, does he hire a hogwasher? 
Are we going to Mars to drill for oil?
So why do they call it chicken of the sea?
What is the answer to this question?
How many stars are there in the solar system?
(Somebody actually asked me that, once.)
Is Dennis Finch of “Just Shoot Me” the grandson of Atticus Finch of “To Kill A Mockingbird”?
Oh, my goodness! Ranks right up there with “Do foreign people call the earth ‘Earth’ too?” 
My credo is in German, even though I am from Denmark, but it applies wonderfully to being asked questions of this kind:
“Mann muss sich wundern”
It would translate to “You have to wonder”
How do I fix my brain?
Is it true that cannibals refuse to eat clowns because they taste funny?
How long is yours?
Do you want a factual answer?
I can’t find what I’m looking for on Google. I think I may have an old version of the internet. Could someone please email me the latest?
(that reminded me of something I remember seeing)
Can someone e-mail the internet to me?
Shut up. ReBusEniGma just said that you idiot!
What’s this I hear about Q-tips can damage your eardrums?
You’re reminding me of Monty Python Lobsang 
Do people who have multiple personalities have the right to more than one vote?
Does everyone in Canada own an igloo and dog sled (Heard this one many times)
Why are there 13 doughnuts in a baker’s dozen?
What does xayoz mean? 