Oh, believe me, that is by no means the funniest thing you will find on Conservapedia. E.g., check out the page on Poe’s Law.
Poe’s Law.
ETA: Ninjaed!
It’s widely believed that many of the editors of Conservapedia are actually trolls who are actively trying to make it look stupid. I have no idea if that’s true or not. Conservapedia is an archetypal example of Poe’s Law.
Thanks, I just now understood where Fox news does its background research.
Thanks for this link. The page describing their derivation is one of the most amusing examples I’ve seen of trying to use technobabble to hide the fact that they are making the numbers up out of thin air. All I can tell you is that its on a log scale, and once they modify the algorithm to use mresitors they will be able to perfectly determine a persons integrity changing the world forever.
It says that reconsideration of liberal beliefs can be triggered when
I don’t see “loved one becomes an SDMB mod” on there, but someone pass me some Marx, quick, before I’m triggered!
Conservapedia is comparable to Uncyclopedia, but without the humor and factual basis.
I think it’s hilarious. It reminds me of Mr. Burns telling a story.
See Deep-cover liberal.
“One morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas! How the elephant got into my pajamas, I have no idea!”
- Marx
Ted Cruz says for Christians, discriminating against gays is the same as Jews keeping kosher:
At least it’s honest - those are just “estimates” for all value of estimate = delusional guess.
Welcome to a scary cult where the thinking is that everyone who holds a slightly different idea is the enemy, treasonous, and a threat to all things American. 
One of the founders is the son of a genuinely vile woman who just about makes the nastiest “female” RW hack I can think of look as sweet as Laura Ingalls Wilder.
That said, one could note that one of the sons of Madalyn Murray O’Hair became a religious nutcase, so the argument that Conservapedia could be a sly false-flag-ish operation is not wholly without merit.
Didn’t Father Mulcahey do all the denominations on MASH? I seem to recall he did a briss as well. That would be SOP for a unit in the field without a full complement of chaplains. I guess Ted thinks the U.S. military isn’t in its right mind.
Why do you hate America, Ted?
Indiana pastor defends the “religious freedom” law: “Cake is speech.”
So, since Money is Free Speech, too (http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/robert-j-samuelson-in-politics-money-is-speech/2014/04/04/075df4ec-bc18-11e3-9a05-c739f29ccb08_story.html ), does this mean that Cake is now a Political Contribution?
Will bakers, with their vast stores of cake at their disposal, lord it over the rest of us, pushing more and more flour- and oven-based legislation?
I say make them eat those words. Let them eat Cake.
And who is one of the most avaricious cake-eaters? Tom Cotton, who eats cake every day!*
*True, apparently. Unless it’s a late April Fool’s gag.
Pretty sure the only thing wedding cake communicates is “you’re going to regret eating that third slice later”.
The cake cannot be trusted, anyway. The cake is a lie.
Sing with me, brothers and sisters!
“All they are saying/Is give beasts a chance!”
You can get a very nice cake for 60 dollars.
You can get a loaf of white bread and a can of frosting, for a tenth of that, and have damn near as much fun!
(Come to think of it, who needs the bread? A can of frosting and a spoon, and that’s entertainment!)