Stupid Republican idea of the day

“Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?”

Rand Paul’s campaign video got taken down by YouTube due to a copyright violation.

I’ve seen ATMs that dispense cash in a variety of denominations. But only in really upscale areas.

Speak for yourself. I’m sure the NSA has female employees, and who am I to deny them their daily dose of beefcake?

Is there an app that will trick out a bro’s 'puter so if he does that, he hears women snickering? And capture his reaction? And post it all to his FB page?

I’ll write you one for the right price! :smiley:

I have a crack team of Latvian hackers. Also, three potatoes. No further assistance is required.

Update: a black helicopter just landed on my front lawn, and a grim-looking agent got out and welded a steel plate over my webcam lens.

It’s a lovely idea :rolleyes:, but how the fuck is Kansas proposing to enforce cash purchases, like dollar bills in a dancer’s G-string?

Details are not important, what is important is that recipients never forget the useless and parasitical nature of their existence. Is there a way to block their phone numbers from Suicide Prevention Hotlines? Just a modest proposal.

Through liberty and a limited government of course!
wait,

errr ,

hmmmm,
gonna have to get back to you on that one.

Yet again another Rand Paul website problem. The images of people endorsing Rand are from stock photos.

There are some things not even an NSA agent wants, or can bear, to see.

Henceforth, all public assistance in Kansas will be paid in quarters.

Now, there are things you could do with a stripper and a roll of quarters . . .

I see his plagiarism tendencies have continued.


I see that there are already dark money funded anti Rand Paul adsbeing rolled out in early primary states. “. . . he’s already being swiftboated.”

see one of them here

As with Cruz, it doesn’t appear to me that this guy has much of a chance at getting the nomination.

Since it looks like the photos all came from the same site, it’s possible that his campaign actually paid for them, but given his track record…

Probably not.

More from Kansas:

Disagree. Their photoshopping skills have been shown to be sub-par. It’s not plausible that they’d be able to override the watermark* that says “shutterstock.”
*Or whatever the term is.

Cheney calls Obama “the worst president we’ve ever had” on foreign policy. Yes, on foreign policy. Because of the Iran deal.

I’m opposed to this having been poor and know poor people. It may be nice to think that those who are in poverty are just going straight from work to home and that’s it, but in reality, if you deny people even a modicum of luxury, its it demoralizing and insulting. You cannot tell people who are likely to be poor for a while that they can never have a day off from being poor, they can’t enjoy anything others take for granted. Seeing a movie, eating out once in a while, or enjoying a swim are not things that keep the poor in poverty. More likely its the bad neighborhood, bad job, and limited opportunities that are taking the bulk of their money. (Plus some stupid ATM fee they have to pay every day to get $20 in cash). I’m against this just as I’m against other limits on using food stamps such as the restriction on seafood or steak.

People who think poor people are abusing their public funding eating lobster every night or going out to see movies have never been poor. NEVER. Or else they’d sympathize that sometimes kids have birthdays and you don’t want to simply make them a cold sandwich and tell them that’s their cake. There is utter inhumanity in these restrictions.

I saw somewhere that the hidden cost of this plan will be an extraordinary burden on the poor. Many places charge an ATM fee. So even if its a just a few cents to you or I, all those fees really add up to someone who’s poor. Just another way for Republicans to funnel money from the poor to rich banks

I had no idea Cheney was born in the last 6 years and have only seen one president in his life. I guess when they replaced his heart, they replaced everything else at the same time

Tom Cotton is going the Full Cruz lately: