Stupid Republican idea of the day

Oh, not to worry. Michele Bachmann says Obama and gay marriage are pushing us even closer to a rapture date, so we ought be glad about it:
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/bachmann-rapture-imminent-thanks-gay-marriage-obama

But…but… if that’s so, then why do her ilk spend so much time tearing their hair out over Obama and gay marriage?

Did you hear Obama’s response to that at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner?

:smiley:

Breaking news on Fox: Obama confirms he’s The Anti-Christ.

:smiley:

Maybe it’s because I’m post-surgical and still not feeling great, but these guys’ faces are really bugging me.

There’s Mitch McConnell, the human turtle:
http://hardnoxandfriends.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mitch-mcconnell.jpg

Louie Gohmert, who looks rather like Quark from ST: DS9 but without the charming ears:
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000474059588/ae423b08bb7a6e382fbd54184d3257a9_400x400.jpeg

Tom DeLay, who resembles a Gremlin without the green body :

Bobby Jindal’s The Joker face:

Finally, Ted Cruz’s smirk:

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Is it just me?

John McNaughton’s One Nation Under God illustrates Tom “I Can’t Believe He’s Not in Jail” DeLay’s theory. Cursor over each figure & object in the picture to see an explanation of the subtle symbolism. Bad Art & Bad History in the service of Bad Politics…

Is it possible some of those photos have been altered slightly?

(Fox News got caught doing that. I’d really hate to think that anyone on my side of the great divide would descend to that level of chicanery.)

As for Mitch McConnell, shrug. If you take as many photos of anyone as have been taken of him, some will come out with a doofus expression on 'em. There are doofus photos of Obama, and Clinton (Bill and Hillary) and…well, just about anyone who’s famous enough to be the subject of thousands of photos.

We liberals and progressives and moderates are supposed to be the ones who don’t care about externalities such as physical appearance. We don’t mock people for body issues. Let’s try to hold up that moral standard.

(Some of the wickedest people in history have been rather handsome.)

Hitler weren’t no uggo.

Talk about cute mustaches!

McNaughton cracks me up. Still pissed about Marbury v Madison. Roll over to Reagan’s face… “a true patriot of freedom”. Love Lincoln doing his Al Jolson impersonation.

Same piece with better captions

Which he plagiarized from a character whose creator was four days older than him (the jewish barber).

Yeah, if Hitler wore old shoes that were too big for him and a bowler, but usually ended up winning the girl, that whole taking over Europe and exterminating the Jews thing would have been more palatable.

Sigh. The Governor of Texas Greg (Wheels) Abbot- R, launched a Pre-K expansion to help more kids get into and stay in daycare. The Lt. Gov.'s advisers went a little koo koo bannanas, calling the initiative “socialist” and decrying the children being ripped out of godly homes for a daycare with a "Godless environment.

Money Quote:

I know there have been intra party squabbles with the FOP and Tea Party loons, but is the strain finally at the breaking point?

I for one, hope so.

He talks as if the children are being forcibly torn from the arms of their god-fearing mothers. What a loon.

Missed edit window. GOP, not FOP. Although, a FOP party would be fun to watch!

It was just a weak attempt at humor welling up from pain and pain pills, but I do take your point.

Right wingers get punked.

Next time, make sure your “typo” is “FUP”, that will make more sense on the face of it.

Ted Cruz says there are no Christians in the Democratic Party:

By Cruz’s definition, you could argue that there aren’t any Christians in the GOP either.