Republicans slice NASA funding to attack climate change.
And they tried to suggest Bill Nye endorsed the bill. Twits. Deliberately using their power to screw people over is much worse than the simple empty-headed babbling that takes up much of the GOP’s time.
I have a hard time figuring out how someone whose two main accomplishments in life are 1) running Hewlett/Packard into the ground and 2) losing a Senate race is somehow considered a viable Presidential candidate. Yeah, yeah, you can cry “community organizer” all you want, but at least Obama won his Senate contest.
As for Carson: a neurosurgeon who seems to hate and mistrust science. How does that even work?
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Au contraire, have you forgotten…demon sheep?
[/QUOTE]God, how have I not seen this until today?
No you fool! That’s how Ultron was created!
Maybe if you do it backwards…
And then there’s the demon blimp ad Fiorina ran against Barbara Boxer
First of all, you are welcome - it ‘helps’ if you lived in Calif during the race.
Secondly, I must now also welcome you to the sister/brotherhood of those who, having seen this, can never* unsee *this bwahahaha!
At least Mitt Romney can point to being a pretty successful businessman. Fiorina’s greatest claim to fame was being an asshole who took bonuses while laying people off and causing HP to lose half it’s stock value. And being fired with a $40 million golden parachute. She’s everything wrong with corporate America and I see no evidence her presidency would not be an unmitigated disaster.
The writer of the recent book trying to expose the Clinton Foundation (short version: Fail) worries he’s going to be “Vince Fostered”.
She probably should have registered http://www.carlyfiorina.org/.
That is awesome.
Wal-Mart issued a statement denying any involvement in the Obama Martial-Law Conspiracy To Take Over Texas.
My favorite from the comments: “Actually, there is truth of a Texas takeover. We’re coming for you fuckers. Get ready for Sharia law you bitches.”
(cue The Knack)
“Muh-muh-muh my sharia!..”
Ouch. That was brutal. In the future, please feel free not to sharia.
No, he should post about My Sharia more.
I can’t work up as good a pun, but I prefer a harder beat.
Ah HA ! So there *is *an Obama Martial-Law Conspiracy To Take Over Texas !