Stupid Republican idea of the day

Dishonesty is the best policy.
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/scott-walker-tells-anti-choice-leaders-he-didnt-mean-what-he-said-about-abortion-being-betwe

Split down the middle, 50/50. If the husband insists, of course, and he has to offer the same compensation, and go first. Usually they pass.

Oh, shared. That’s an* r*.

Never mind.

All your vag are belong to us.

I thought they came pre-split?
I am so ashamed

If the Defense Department were made to fund its pension and benefits liabilities in the same manner S&P would downgrade US bonds to junk status.

Bobby Jindal uses official state letterhead to call out Rand Paul as “unsuited to be Commander-in-Chief.”

I love this! Even when a GOP candidate gets to a non-stupid conclusion, it’s via stupidity and done stupidly.

Stating Rand Paul is unsuited to be CiC: Not stupid.

Stating Rand Paul is unsuited to be CiC because he’s starting to be a step towards honest about the USA’s responsibility vis a vis the formation of the Islamic State: Stupid.

Using official LA state letterhead for this purpose: Stupid.

Visitation every other weekend.

Did the ones you… handled… come in the original packaging ? Are you absolutely positive they were mint condish’ ? It’s possible you were provided with defective items.

Paul’s response smacked Jindal upside the head:

(from the Huffington Post)

Italics are mine. Oooooh, that’s going to leave a mark.

And the Republican self-immolation is well underway…

And as long as I am on a roll, Marco Rubio is trying to stake his claim to the Evangelic vote with these comments regarding gay marriage: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2015/05/26/rubio-christianity-faces-real-and-present-danger-in-gay-marriage-debate/

and

Hoo Boy, the Silly Season just keeps getting longer and longer…

Wisconsin Republicans trying to break through the tape in the race to the bottom. A provision in the current budget package would take the state out of the business of teacher certification, leaving it up to the individual districts.

Because, I guess, it is much easier to bust teachers’ unions if you can just quietly slide in the scabs.

You mean your Bible doesn’t contain the passage “And Jesus said unto them, Bro, no homo”?

I wonder if it felt like this, watching the Roman Empire fall.

We Are Watchmen is a right-wing group that, according to their website, “is a movement that uses music and message to mobilize American Christians to civic duty”. Currently they thought it would be a great idea to write and record (and distribute) a song (Set It on Fire) about how awesome Ted Cruz is and how he should be our next president. My favorite part is the part where the song calls out for people to go to war:

Who do these idiots think they are going to wage war against? Their fellow countrymen?

Here’s the article at VICE about this song.

I’m sure this will be a Top 40 hit; I can’t wait for the accompanying dance craze.

Uff, there goes my lunch. Hey, look at that, it looks just like Randy, lying there on the sidewalk.

Who watches these guys?

Juveniles.

Once they get their own reality show – millions.