Stupid Republican idea of the day

No, somehow “You’re Fucked!” seems more appropriate.

No, you mean, “Chingateeeeee!”

A write -in campaign for him, without his active participation, could probably garner more votes than Trump.

Y tu mama tambien.

I didn’t realize Trump had a new TV show he needed free advertising for.

Not sure where this quote came from, but…

“Today, Donald Trump—an ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back—entered the race for president, running as a Republican.”

The Democrats welcomed the Donald to the race

From here.

Iowa Republican legislator wants organizers of an anti-gay bullying advocacy group thrown into jail.

I guess he figures the charge will be "Not hating gays enough "

When an NPR story led with “Donald Trump, real-estate mogul and reality-show host”, I admit that for a few seconds I wanted the end of that sentence to contain the phrase “died today”.

I don’t have anything specific against Trump, I just don’t see why he otherwise deserves national coverage.

Anti-gay bullying advocacy does sound like a group that bullies because they are against gays.

Doesn’t it?

The latest Benghazi fiasco passing itself off as an investigation was holding closed door hearings with former Clinton aide Sidney Blumenthal, when Darrell Issa decided that he would just wander in and listen, even though he isn’t on this current committee. So Trey Gowdy escorted him back out the door. After all, this one is his clown show.

Here’s a video of the hallway confrontation between the two:

Trump was on Sean Hannity’s radio show today. It was, as you might expect, dumb.

Trump argued that he could have cemented a deal with Iran in one day. A week at most.

Governor Abbot consults with his (apparent) political advisor Glenn Beck,
“The Texas Bullion Depository,” (Governor Greg) Abbott said in a statement, “will become the first state-level facility of its kind in the nation, increasing the security and stability of our gold reserves and keeping taxpayer funds from leaving Texas to pay for fees to store gold in facilities outside our state.” Soon, Abbott’s office said, the state “will repatriate $1 billion of gold bullion from the Federal Reserve in New York to Texas.”

Curse those Yankee carpetbaggers, at long last.

A billion? A measly BILLION? They expect to successfully secede with only a lousy billion in gold? Then the Federal Reserve dumps a couple bill on the market just to devalue Texas’ gold? Gold that the Feds are holding onto for no good reason other than to do this? Well, other than to fuck with Putin.

Some Texans are really not thinking. Not that it’s a surprise.

Republicans decide to increase the number of abortions by zeroing out all family planning funding.

“One Billion dollars in gold bullion!” pronounced Auric Goldfinger, gesticulating with his pool cue. “The entire gold supply of the State of Texas!”

“You’ah gonna knock off the Texas Bullion Depositorah?” said the Southern gangster in mingled amusement and admiration.

“Man has climbed Mount Everest. He has land on the Moon and on comets. He has achieved wonders in every field of human endeavor…EXCEPT CRIME!”

I forget who said it, I think it was Carlin - “Stockpiling gold boils down to digging a big hole in the ground, taking out the gold that was in it ; then put it in another hole in the ground and never do anything with it. Just build the bank on top of the first hole and call it a day, assholes !”

(Bolding added.)

From Merriam-Webster’s definition of “repatriate”:[ul]
[li]to return (someone) to his or her own country[/li][li]business : to send (money) back to your own country[/li][li]transitive verb : to restore or return to the country of origin, allegiance, or citizenship[/li][/ul]
Going somewhere, Governor?

So, numb nuts has decided to run. What can this rat-headed walking bag of feces hope to get out of it?