Stupid Republican idea of the day

I’m sure Piyush would have been really popular in the CSA.

According to Fox News’ Keith Ablow, our society’s acceptance of gender equality means it’s OK for men to hit women;

Ah, the “Bitch had it coming” defense. One of my favorites.

Well, I don’t think a woman should be slapping anyone in a bar, either. Both can be wrong.

Donald Trump: ‘I Will Win the Latino Vote’

The Blacks are gonna be jealous. He used to have the great relationship with them.

Some of his best friends …

Tea Party historian says that the concept of retirement is pagan. Real Christians will work till they die.

Isn’t that like being retired?

Isn’t that sort of like the opposite of a real university education? By that I mean that you end up more ignorant than you would be if you just stopped after high school.

Congressman Louie Gohmert, (R-Arkham): The pope is treating climate change deniers like Galileo — and it’s Obama’s fault:

Christ, it’s like his brain is a pin ball.

A pin-head the size of a microchip.

Yeah, whenever I see Gohmert, I immediately think of Galileo.

They are both currently, as of 2015 CE, equally as smart.

Jeb Bush:People need to work more hours.

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Bushonomics v3.0

The last version crashed the economy.

This version, however, is rumored to be pure vaporware.

I really don’t understand that statement from Jeb. Isn’t it the republicans who put people on part time status to avoid health care costs?

Also, there aren’t enough jobs, full or part time. That’s the problem, not a lack of productivity.

I thought he was the smart brother.

In that family, all are Darryl. None are Larry.