Ted Cruz shows the world what the GOP is all about by frying bacon on the barrel of a machine gun.
I think they should just make all the Republican candidates duke it out in the Redneck Games.
Bacon tastes terrible with Hoppes No. 9.
That can’t possibly be good for the gun. You shouldn’t fire a gun so much that it gets frying-pan hot in the first place. (Unless you’re defending Bastogne or something.)
If any tighty righty Cruz-controlled droolers are accidentally reading this, Trinopus is joking. Bastogne does not need to be defended, no one is attacking, all you would do is ruin some bacon and scare the shit out of some German tourists.
Course, if you made video, it would totally go viral.
Who needs a Constitution when you have The Bible?
We Good Godly Christians don’t need no steenkin Constitution!
Ego te absolvo.
I thought the constitution was based on the goodness in the bible - reflecting the founders as proper christians and america as a christian country?
As Rachel Maddow pointed out on last night’s show, that isn’t even a machine gun – it’s a semi-automatic:
Nuts.
A journalist who knows the difference? And a liberal at that.
faints
All that manliness just dripping off his barrel … Shoulda done it barechested too, Rafael.
If it’s good enough for Putin…
Then Ben Carson’s your candidate:
He didn’t even wrap the bacon himself. I don’t trust a man who can’t wrap his own bacon.
Then you don’t want to know about the pulled pork.
So what’s he trying to communicate here? That he’s A-OK with pork in military weapons contracts?
For supposedly godly folk, the occupants of the clown car are doing an awful lot of pandering, although this is vastly less offensive than the defunding of Planned Parenthood by that lickspittle Jindal.
Doesn’t pull his own pork either ? Happy marriage then, I take it ?
That just looks so nasty. And he’s smiling so broadly as he eats the greasy, raw, taste-like-can dirt bacon.
Well, now that Donald Trump’s pushing the envelope when it comes to wooing the batshit crazy demographic, they’ve got to try and catch up somehow.
Presumably he wanted to avoid an Ed Miliband moment.