Stupid Republican idea of the day

It’s worth it if it means not looking at her face.

A blow job from Coulter might count as anal.

Unless she goes to the same tattoo artist as Steve-O… then not so much.

I just want to know if her skinny little fist is big enough for him.
Wait. On second thought, no, I do not want to know that. Or anything like it. No one find out, please.

Someone by now has almost certainly photoshopped it…

We can say, “Pictures, and it didn’t happen.”

Hey, it works for the Duggars!

Wow, blast from the past - I remember reading a fictional essay years ago called “I Hate-Fucked Ann Coulter” or something like that.

Answer: He provides a fresh gold-plated strap-on each time, and she gets to keep it.
And a new bit of stupidity as ¡Jebya! steps deeper into his brother’s shadow:

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As so frequently happens, Eric Blair hits the nail pretty much on the head. From “The Book” by Emmanuel Goldstein (that compendium of all heresies):

He left off “enriching those who produce the weapons of war,” but since the Military-Industrial Complex was in its relative infancy I suppose he can be forgiven.

Funny thing, someone I knew when Jimmy Carter was elected predicted that we’d be at war within six months “because the Democrats never met a war they didn’t like.” Shoe, meet other foot.

John Kasich wants to ban teachers’ lounges so they can’t sit around and complain.

Iowa radio host describes his plan to deal with illegal immigration; declare all undocumented persons to be slaves owned by the state.

That is THE LONGEST definition of slavery I’ve ever heard!

Yeah, that’ll work…

Fella appears to have an overly simplistic notion of what the term “due process of law” means. :dubious:

They sure do love that Constitution.

It is their first choice when it comes to toilet paper.

“Hell, boy! We don’t recognize a California Drivers License as proof of anything. Off to the plantation with you!”

On the up side, it would prompt most every other state to invade Iowa and give them a taste of what Sherman taught South Carolina.

“Inventing jobs”?

Ben Carson says he would use military drone strikes against undocumented immigrants as they cross the boarder.

They have finally realized if they don’t out-crazy Trump, they will never be seen on TV again.

As an Iowan myself, I knew before I clicked the link it would be Jan Mickelson. He’s a repulsive far-far-far right winger who somehow has a plumb spot on radio powerhouse WHO. He and Steve King are best buds. He had a rant a few years back about how libraries should be abolished, since they were just "welfare bookstores. " What a jerk.