Steve_MB
September 3, 2015, 5:01pm
24002
Another case from the “oh, is that what they’re calling it now” file:
Two Minnesota lawmakers Wednesday vehemently denied a Dakota County park ranger’s report that they were “making out” in a car in Eagan…
Kelly and Mack, who are both married to other people, said the park ranger’s statement was completely false and egregious. They furthered alleged that his narrative was part of a document had been “illegally obtained” by the media…
The two lawmakers are prominent House Republicans. Kelly chairs the transportation committee and Mack leads the health reform committee.
In a statement issued to the media on Wednesday, Rep. Kelly said he met Rep. Mack in the Lebanon Hills Regional Park to exchange some documents related to the South Country Health Alliance, based in Owatonna…
EDIT: Case already mentioned a few messages above, though the “exchanging documents” cover story seems to be new to this account.
Maybe they were at the Heavy Petting Zoo? I suggest the appropriate sentence is thirty hours of Republican porn.
Boyo_Jim
September 3, 2015, 5:07pm
24004
Transportation and Health Reform Committees? OK, then fucking in a car makes perfect sense.
Pics. Whether it happened or not, I still want pics. Maybe one of those itty-bitty cars they rent out by the hour? Boy, then you tell me Republicans aren’t flexible!
davidm
September 3, 2015, 6:14pm
24007
Steve_MB:
Another case from the “oh, is that what they’re calling it now” file:
EDIT: Case already mentioned a few messages above, though the “exchanging documents” cover story seems to be new to this account.
So:
“Screwing Our Brains Out”
are now synonyms.
Folacin
September 3, 2015, 8:00pm
24008
Elected Republican judge refuses to allow couple to divorce because the Supreme Court has apparently failed to adequately define marriage due to Obergefell.
davidm
September 3, 2015, 8:09pm
24009
That’s not a ruling, that’s a tantrum.
[aside] A few years back, after California voted to ban same-sex marriage, a guy tried to get an initiative on the ballot to ban divorce (cite1 cite2 ). The guy’s website is down now, but IIRC, his slogan was “One Man, One Woman, One Time.” [/aside]
bup:
The older I get, the more I see that the most “morally righteous” of Republicans are bible-thumping, family values, by-the-rules autocrats because they need it .
They’re completely corrupt, selfish, amoral people who only barely function in society because of constant fear of punishment for breaking rules.
QFT.
This is the exact thought I’ve often had…
Muffin
September 3, 2015, 9:59pm
24013
At least they can appeal it easily enough. I’m curious to see if he get’s impeached.
davidm
September 3, 2015, 10:06pm
24014
bup:
The older I get, the more I see that the most “morally righteous” of Republicans are bible-thumping, family values, by-the-rules autocrats because they need it .
They’re completely corrupt, selfish, amoral people who only barely function in society because of constant fear of punishment for breaking rules.
They are, after all, the ones who always claim that without a fear of God, people have no reason not to steal, rape, murder, etc., so you may be right.
Steve_MB
September 3, 2015, 11:26pm
24016
(Clicks link to see if he actually did something terrifying or simply exuded an aura of evil as one of the perks of being a Republican Congressman.)
Kobal2
September 4, 2015, 12:07am
24017
Can’t it be both, like the late Senator Sauron (R, Mordor) ?
davidm
September 4, 2015, 12:41am
24018
I’m more and more convinced that right-wingers are all about fear, and the sharing of that fear.
I was expecting to find out this was satire. With the Republicans lately, it’s pretty hard to tell.
Rand Paul thinks Native Americans should have assimilated.