Stupid Republican idea of the day

Ok, this is not stupid in the veign of this thread, but to hear mrs Mooselini talk,
So up there in Alaska, across the way Russia. You know there is a name for this taking advantage of America. There is a Russian name for that. And it is called ‘fortushka.’ And that means Obama’s window of opportunity. So as Obama leads from behind the skirt of his right-hand man, Valerie Jarrett, then it’s up to Congress to close that window. He may propose. You dispose, Congress. You gotta be in it to win it because we want peace. With unapologetic mighty red, white, and blue, will have peace.

Sorry, what? Word-things 93 Saraħ 0

(And that Russian word? The closest I could find was «вертушка», which gets translated to “whirligig”)

House Science and Technology Committee sends a letter to the White House demanding to know why the White House has not replied to their letter demanding answers on ozone regulations. Turns out, they never sent the letter with the questions first.

I wonder if it’s perhaps possible that Mrs. Palin has never actually seen the Russian flag or noticed what colors it uses.

Of course not; the U.S. invented flags and we don’t let Russia have one.

Well, if that fucking Obama would just allow the Keystone pipeline…

Wait, what? They will be pumping [sup]239[/sup]Pu slurry through Keystone? Argh, that could get messy.

Does it provide one point twenty one JIGAWATTS of power?

Speaking of doing battle with the word-things: veign? That’s a new one for me, and I’ve been tracking the “vein/vane/vain” thing for a while.

It is a long-running, dominant theme. (vein + reign)

Early-onset Alzheimer’s. Seriously.

FOX fudges facts on Union busting.

Four years ago.

haha whoops! My bad… it was linked from a story I was reading about Walker’s latest, um, proposal.

She is emulating her idle, President 666.

Hey, whatever keeps Muslims, liberals’ favorite religious fanatics, out of the country.

And taxpayers who are getting repeatedly raped by worthless union slobs and their bought off political whores.

She’s an inspiration to women everywhere, such as:

Seems as though the Russian word was «форточка» (fortochka, which is how she actually pronounced it), which refers to a small auxiliary vent window and has some cultural vernacular to it. Why exactly she would try to force that word in there, in front of a bunch of bored teabaggers, is kind of perplexing.

Now I need to listen to some nice relaxing Iron Maiden, to cleanse the sound of her voice out of my psyche.

I thought that must be a fake news / “satire” site. I guess not. That is…simply amazing.

Don’t make excuses for them, 'luc.

Thank you; your contributions of stupid Republican ideas are amusing.