Stupid Republican idea of the day

Like this.

It has been working so well for Trump so far, every candidate wants to copy him.

Are you a Kansas state employee? No freedom of religion for you!

Apparently freedom of religion in Kansas applies only to evangelical Christians.

But she wasn’t required to believe, just go there and stand around for a while! How many of use have sat there with a straight face while our boss lays out a plan that might as well be faith-based, for all the difference it would make.

Not stupid, but we don’t have an Evil RIOTD thread. Scott Walker wants to take union busting to a whole new level: elilminate federal unions, gut the National Labor Relations Board, make all states automatically “right-to-work” unless they vote otherwise, and generally remove all worker protections against unfair labor practices and making it more difficult for unions to organize. As one expert quoted comments, he could only be making these proposals to satisfy wealthy contributors.

Why doesn’t he just build a giant time machine and take this country back a hundred years and be done with it? It’ll also solve the nasty problems of women and minorities voting too

It was legislatively overturned.

Because you’d need people with a scientific education to do the work.

What, you mean that thing that keeps trying to contradict the Bible?

“Stupid” in that he’s running for the Pub nomination for POTUS. He (and all the other candidates) should learn a lesson from Trump: Economic populism plays better to the Tea Party base than supply-side orthodoxy.

No, you don’t necessarily need a Christian.

How do you propose to accelerate the whole country to 88 mph?

The GOP has a plan for that. You just have to get the country to go downhill at a steep enough angle.

But supply-side bullshit is what the Kochs are paying for.

Well, the surface of the earth is travelling faster than that due to the earth’s spin. Sadly, the whole “the earth is a sphere that is spinning in space” thing doesn’t accord with the hard core fundy worldview, so…

Rocket packs. Mythbuster-size loads of 'em. Point 'em east, strap 'em all down, and light those babies off. The days will get shorter right away.

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
“Mythbuster-sizing” leads to a very high probability of BOOM!!

Senator Ron Johnson says the Syrian refugees are an ISIS plot against America.

Note that he is the chairman of the Senate Homeland Security committee.

ALEC must be involved with this somehow.

No, no, no. We are standing still; the whole solar system, galaxy, universe are traveling around us. It’s right there in the [del]science text books[/del] Bible.

Don’t get all up in my face about facts, you know, that science-y stuff.

should I have added a smiley or something?