Stupid Republican idea of the day

Holy shit, did she have a stroke in the middle of that?? :eek:

North Carolina Republican legislator calls Obama an “Islamic son of a bitch”.

Well, the ‘Islamic’ is stupid. The ‘son of a bitch’ is just colorful.

Is ‘Islamic’ the new ‘shiftless’ ?

Mike Huckabee wonders if the Syrian refugees are just leaving their country so they can get cable TV.

Hey, he has a point. Who wouldn’t risk their lives and the lives of their children for Pawnstars, The Kardashians, and Honey Boo Boo?

Honey Boo Boo is canceled! Get with the times man! Its all about I Am Cait now!

You libtards are all missing the point. He’s just exposing the left’s hypocrisy, as he explains in another tweet: “I find it interesting how many liberals pretend that they are offended by this post, yet they have no problem with Obama destroying the very fabric of this nation.”

So there. You won’t catch Mike Huckabee destroying the very fabric of this nation.

It’s already destroyed. Honey Boo Boo has been cancelled.
(Actually, I’m not even sure who or what Honey Boo Boo is or was.)

And it’s been replaced by another fabric: muslin!

Sure we won’t catch him, but he’s still gonna do it

Well, I think we’ve nailed down bosbfdsfd’s identity, IRL.

Just what is the fabric of our nation, anyway?

Wool. I think it’s wool. It’s certainly scratchy enough.

Pollsters used to go door to door canvasing neighborhoods.

From what I can tell, it is duct tape.

The touch, the feel of cotton, the fabric of our lives …

Cotton. Always, cotton.

Egyptian cotton?

Only chocolate covered Egyptian cotton.

Shit.

Hey! Everybody gets a share!