Stupid Republican idea of the day

It’s like Batshit MadLibs.

Nah, that’s exactly how I used to sound back in the days when I started drinking at breakfast.

Well, that’s early, idinit?

No, ‘Islamic’ (and ‘Muslim’) is still the new “nigger”.

Republicans being impeachment proceedings against the head of the EPA because she used science in her testimony.

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That bitch ! Doesn’t she know science causes global warming ?!
It’s true. The more scientists do science stuff on the environment, the more they talk about climate change. There’s a definite correlation.

“Correlation” sounds awfully scientificky…

GIT THE ROPE, boys.

No, no, you got it all wrong. Your cousin is a relation, the guy she married is a co-relation. Its all about not making babies that grow up to be drummers.

That’s a bit misleading. The move to impeach her is bad enough without overstating things.

Make up your mind, they can’t do both.

No, that’s not misleading at all.

Gosar’s articles of impeachment accuse McCarthy of presenting false information to congressional committees on February 4, July 9 and July 29 of this year (the last one he calls “perjury”). Anyone know what testimony he is referencing there?

Can I put $5 on climate change?

Better make it ten, Baroness.

A “scholar” from the right-wing Manhattan Institute “think” tank claims that crime rates have risen because Obama has encouraged riots against mythical cop misbheavior.

Instead Wikipedia shows that violent crime has fallen from a rate of 492 to 387 between 2007 and 2012, the lowest rate 1970. I didn’t waste much Googling to check 2013, 2014 but did see that the FBI claims “The first six months of 2014 saw a drop in violent crimes and property crimes.”

Right-wing “think” tanks. Fox “News.” They’d be laughable if they weren’t so infuriating.

Maybe they should forget debates and settle the nomination battle this way:

I found http://www.epa.gov/ocir/hearings/testimony/Currentsession/index.htm has a listing of EPA testimonials. There’s only this one from the 29th of July http://www.epa.gov/ocir/pdf/2015_7.29_NSPS%20ESATestimonyForHNR.FINAL.pdf

Wonderfully innocuous except for " I would note that climate change is one of the greatest challenges of our time… The risks are clear…high costs of climate inaction are clear"

Assuming that’s the actual issue.

During the debates, JEB! claimed the GWB kept Americans safe. The next day he posted this to his twitter. It is still there.

Ayeup, that is a picture of GWB standing atop the bodies of 3000 people he kept safe during his presidency by not listening to the previous administrations warnings about bin Laden.

Also, GWB failed to keep safe the thousands of soldiers who died during his stupid war of choice.