To what end is she chained to the rock? Is she like a dare or something?
The planet was being punished for a horrible crime.
And if you, like, accidentally stumbled and pushed the rock into the lava?
Best thing they could do is just leave her chained to the damn rock. Make the story about her inner monologue as she anticipates the ravishings to come.
And then they don’t. 
“The False Prophet of Revelations”
I thought this was one of Obama’s official titles. You know like:
Muslim, atheist, anti-Christ, Satan, fascist, Nazi, socialist, communist, LIBERAL, nuker of Charleston, uncircumcised Philistine, dictator, weak-kneed - but still ruling by fiat, genius plotter of various conspiracies, and a few others I’ve forgotten.
Now your telling me it’s the Pope? Anyway, still Obama’s fault.
And only if she was good looking. Fuck, at least make the female antagonist chained to a rock somewhat attractive! 
But then you couldn’t rap-- . . . ermm . . . well, then, I’m sure the Pope would forgive you.
JEB! gives us a two-fer. We are going back to the “Dems give blacks free stuff!” well. Not only is he insulting Black Americans and their integrity, he is using the exact same argument that helped sink Romney in 2012.
Not bad for an empty-suited Muslim.
Fixed link: Barack Obama | Mediaite
That’s the second bad link in a week. Dunno what my problem is.
Tony, that was fantastic! Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!
Looks like all your work is a lot of fun. Are you rich yet?
Good god, some days I despair for my country. You’d think that even Texans would have the sense to un-elect that moron.
At least he can’t say Obama doesn’t have any accomplishments! Wow! All 3? I would have settled for just one of those things to be corrupted, but all 3 is like batting 1.000!
I can’t believe our President would condone our allies using children as sex slaves.
DAFUQ?
This has to be the Repugs
Are you kidding? To a lot of Texans, Louie is the perfect Representative.
As long as the first thing you throw down there is the rock. Then some nice heavy stuff, in the same direction.
Hey! Sure, its true, but doesn’t mean you have to rub it in!
Hey, he brought the threat of the “Terror baby” and our huge national security vulnerability to light. What have you done to protect our country?