Oh, I address that. In the Gor novels there are serums that make you invulnerable to almost all disease and illness, a serum to prevent childbirth, a serum to enable childbirth, etc. So I added hip widening serums, breast-enlarging serums, waist narrowing serums, and just for Ann, facial feature softening serums and adam’s apple shrinking serums. Bwahahahahaha!
/me checks the sales of his story on Amazon. “Well … actually … looks like you CAN …”
The story is a parody of “Captive of Gor” which starts with its protagonist chained naked to a rock. In the actual Gor novel, it’s because she was kidnapped by Gorean slavers who fly to Earth in their spaceships to kidnap Earth women, because … well, just because! In my story, Ann speculates that the whole thing is a Democratic plot to make her babble like a lunatic, thus discrediting her. But she also thinks she might be dreaming. And Hilarity Clanton informs her that she was kidnapped by Lothario slavers, but Anne does not believe her. I prefer not to settle on an explanation. Though I am looking at the prospect of having her come back to Earth, babble like a lunatic, and win the Republican nomination for President.
Who knew that Skeletor was a tranny?
Please stop. Or I will ignore you: not that that matters, but just a pre-emptive explanation in case you respond to one of my posts later on.
I wish! Right now, I’m making the kind of money prison laborers make. But soon, I hope to be making the kind of money that fry cooks at McDonald’s make!
I thought those only worked on humans.
Are you kidding? Have you SEEN the general weirdness that is out there on Amazon nowadays? Of COURSE you could have sex with her after she fell in the lava. And it would be TERRIFIC! I’m pretty sure hot lava sex would fit right into modern American literature …
Well you have to do something between bouts of three-dimensional chess …
A campaign ad from a Republican candidate for Congress, who’s running against the current conservative candidate. Notice the mentions of “Planned Butcherhood”, and calling the incumbent a “feminist”, which is apparently a dirty word.
BEST. PRESIDENT. EVAR! Reagan couldn’t corrupt half that many. 
Gee. What nice progressives you all are. “Tranny,” in 2015. How pithy of you, elucidator. And rape fantasies about Ann Coulter, all for sale! Absolutely charming, Evil Captor, but you’re a Gor fan so who expects anything better? (Plus the parody is cringeworthy. “Hilarity Clinton,” seriously? No wonder your book’s rocketing up the Amazon sales charts.)
As a liberal I find this whole area of discussion an embarrassment. Leave that shit to the other side, or face the fact that you’re no better than either Coulter or the misogynistic Republican shitheels you claim to abhor.
Conservatives like Bricker and Shodan, please take note that yes, liberals will speak out against such revolting comments from “our” side.
Kim Davis “said on Friday that she and her family have switched to the Republican Party because the Democrats no longer represented them.”
Actually, as an elected representative, I’m more of the opinion it was Kim Davis who no longer represented the Democrats. But anyway, we no longer need a separate thread for County Clerk Davis.
“OW!..OUCH!..Oh, god, oh god…OW!..OUCH!”
MSNBC has had live coverage of the Pope’s visit for about 10 hours a day for the last few days (with Brian Williams anchoring!), followed the rest of the day and evening by respectful to reverent commentary about his visit from Catholics Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow. I assume this will continue through Sunday.
I don’t see how this fits into the left’s War on Christians, but they must be up to something sneaky.
Well, don’t confuse Christians with Catholics.
There’s fuckin’ room to move as a fry cook. You could be manager in two years. King. God.
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Awww, all us unwashed masses don’t meet your approval choie? Me so sad! Best be careful, a highly refined filter like yours might leave yourself with no allies at all in the struggle against Republicans and conservatives.
As for Gor, I just distinguish between fantasy and reality. You should try that sometime.
Plus, it’s “Hilarity Clanton.”
That’s much more polite than the way I thought to respond. Kudos.