Stupid Republican idea of the day

[Boyo_Jim]

Clearly you don’t understand that his timely warning about the plan prevented it from succeeding.

[eschereal]

@BrainGlutton

Kentucky Republican, along with two libertarians, claims First Amendment right to accept bribes. Not just claiming; they’ve filed a federal lawsuit to overturn a state statute against lawmakers accepting gifts from lobbyists.

Holy crap, could they have found a sleazier looking image for that story? The guy looks like someone right out of Mr. Smith. And there is a “Moleman” character in there – this has to be a page from a Stan Lee novel.

[ElvisL1ves]

@Evil_Captor

Plus, it’s “Hilarity Clanton.”

Sister of Ike and Billy Clanton at the OK Corral?

[Robot_Arm]

@eschereal

Holy crap, could they have found a sleazier looking image for that story? The guy looks like someone right out of Mr. Smith. And there is a “Moleman” character in there – this has to be a page from a Stan Lee novel.

Not only that, but he’s trying to do it through the courts after failing to get it passed legislatively. Damn activist judges!

[running_coach]

Fiorina: Get rid of your flip phones and get a smartphone…
…if you want to have any input in how this nation is run.

It’s all part of a vision the Republican presidential candidate has to give citizens a direct line of communication – literally – to the president. But the technology, Fiorina says, will only be compatible with smartphones.

A President Fiorina would then ask citizens to take out their smartphones and open an app to vote in real-time polls about the biggest issues on her agenda.

“I will ask you, in the weekly radio address for example, do you think you should know where your money is being spent and go to zero based budgeting? Press 1 for yes, press 2 for no.”

[BrainGlutton]

@ElvisL1ves

Sister of Ike and Billy Clanton at the OK Corral?

Hmmm . . . If Zane Grey and John Norman were to collaborate on a novel . . .

[elucidator]

I was thlnking more like Steven King and Cormac McCarthy…

[Miller]

@elucidator

Who knew that Skeletor was a tranny?

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[foolsguinea]

@septimus

We really need a thread for Republican malice. Much of what the GOP does isn’t “stupid” in a clinical sense; it’s evil and malicious but stupid only in the sense that voters are stupid to want malicious leaders.

For example a Florida legislator, thinking she was conferring with fellow Republiopaths secretly, was recorded proposing a gerrymander scheme in which prisoners, barred from voting but counted toward district size, would be reassigned to unseat a Black Democrat Congresswoman.

Or should we have a Smart Republican Idea of the Day thread? Of course not “smart” in the sense of good for the country, but “smart” ways to retain their power to defecate on the American people.

OK! Should we keep to GOP figures for consistency with this thread, or open it up to various right-wingers?

[BrainGlutton]

@septimus

We really need a thread for Republican malice. Much of what the GOP does isn’t “stupid” in a clinical sense; it’s evil and malicious but stupid only in the sense that voters are stupid to want malicious leaders.

For example a Florida legislator, thinking she was conferring with fellow Republiopaths secretly, was recorded proposing a gerrymander scheme in which prisoners, barred from voting but counted toward district size, would be reassigned to unseat a Black Democrat Congresswoman.

Or should we have a Smart Republican Idea of the Day thread? Of course not “smart” in the sense of good for the country, but “smart” ways to retain their power to defecate on the American people.

Redistricting is such a complex polygonal issue in Florida that nothing surprises me any more.

[Evil_Captor]

@Emiliana

Yeah, the whole rape fantasy about an actual person (however despicable she is) is just disgusting. Thanks guys! Really advances the cause.

And tranny? Seriously? Is it okay to call black guys you really despise niggers? I’ve never ventured into this thread before, in spite of my considering most things that most Republicans do these days to be pretty damn stupid. I’ll just venture back out and leave the rape and torture fantasies to the oh-so-liberal boys.

I’m not a liberal, I’m a progressive. And I have given myself permission to fantasize about whatever I like. I make a distinction between fantasies and reality. it’s part of this whole “sanity” thing that’s so popular nowadays. You should try it!

Besides, the point of my book was not to fantasize raping them. But I don’t expect people who can’t make a distinction between reality and fantasy to understand such things. So I forgive you, given your limitations.

[Evil_Captor]

@ElvisL1ves

Sister of Ike and Billy Clanton at the OK Corral?

Kind of what I was going for, though it was primarily that it was NOT the name “Clinton” but sounded very much like it.

[Evil_Captor]

@Drunky_Smurf

When you get done writing your next novel on aliens raping Hillary Clinton would you please do one on aliens raping Michelle Obama, who is actually a disabled tranny? That would be so hot.

I’m not even finished with my present story. But feel free to a fantasy about aliens raping Michelle Osama (wink, nod). I fully support your freedom to do so.

[Death_of_Rats]

@running_coach

Fiorina: Get rid of your flip phones and get a smartphone…
…if you want to have any input in how this nation is run.

I am pretty sure this would be all of 4chan’s wet dreams come true.

[Emiliana]

@Evil_Captor

I’m not a liberal, I’m a progressive. And I have given myself permission to fantasize about whatever I like. I make a distinction between fantasies and reality. it’s part of this whole “sanity” thing that’s so popular nowadays. You should try it!

Besides, the point of my book was not to fantasize raping them. But I don’t expect people who can’t make a distinction between reality and fantasy to understand such things. So I forgive you, given your limitations.

You wrote a parody of a Gor novel, for heaven’s sake. About Ann Coulter, no less. How much more limited can a person possibly get?

I bet you’re a big hit at all the munches, what with your masterly witticisms and all.

[elucidator]

@Miller

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Took you three damn days to figure that out?

[BrainGlutton]

@Miller

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. . . [adds “Skeletor” to no-no list]

[Rick_Kitchen]

Rush Limbaugh: “The announcement of water on Mars is just more leftist lies.”

[elucidator]

I swear, as Eugene V. Debs is my witness, I thought you were joking.

[silenus]

When did Limbaugh change his name from Dunning-Kruger?