Stupid Republican idea of the day

You know, they kind of have a point. If you really believe that money is speech, doesn’t this follow?

I had a fairly conservative political science professor in college who said that he was not a libertarian for a couple of reasons, one of which being that there was nothing in the libertarian philosophy that prevented a politician from selling his vote to the highest bidder. I never really gave that much thought since then. Anyway, it may have taken over twenty years for me to realize it, but, by god, Dr. Armstrong, you were right!

What a sad, sad way for me to first learn of this magnificent milestone in real science! But not even Limbaugh can dampen (heh) this incredibly nifty news!

A pity it mars his spotless record.

That calls for war!

I was gonna say “to Ares is human”, but I didn’t, because that would be wrong.

Well, duh! Why do ya think they call it the Red Planet?! [rimshot]

As long as it doesn’t interrupt the flow of candy bars, I don’t care what he says about Mars.

Oh god —
Nerd Puns

Audibly groans in office

There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering “Ka-boom!”…

I think you misunderstand.

Characterizing Ann of Green Goebbels as Skeletor is terribly unfair to the supervillain formerly known as Keldor…

I am sooo stealing that!

OMG, apologies if this has been shared ad nauseam already…but in case anyone hasn’t seen this, please take twelve seconds, starting at the 35 second mark of this video clip, to see Rick Perry come out against gay scoutmasters in the gayest possible way. It’s like he’s channelling Truman Capote!

Mayor wants online registry of welfare recipients

Bill O’Reilly: New House Speaker needs to “imitate Trump” and bring more “indignity” to Washington DC.

Right, best to keep that info secret, or the responsible tax payers would revolt!

Well, he’s almost right about one thing:

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Traditional Americans are watching America evaporate before their eyes.
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If you just modify “America” with the phrase “their illusory vision of 50’s sitcom…” and he’s dead on.

Translation: black people can be elected president, homosexuals aren’t forced as often to cower in fear, and women are not only voting and working outside the home, but allowed to hold public office.

Not if they haven’t yet. How much tax money is spent on welfare is already public record. Publishing names of recipients, OTOH, might inspire more personal reprisals.

Mike Huckabee says if he’s President, he would bring charges against Judge Bunning for putting Kim Davis in jail for being a Christian.