Colin Powell says he’s still a Republican “because it annoys them”. 
That’s not a stupid idea - that’s quality trolling.
Who knew that Dr Frankenstein was a liberal? 
The Monster Stash (Parody of the Monster Bash)
(No profanity, but could be NSFW)“This shit is good!!!”
“Ganja goooood!!!” - Frankie monster.
This one is not so much stupid as it is truly fucking evil. The back-story is kind of missing but it probably rides the back of budget cutting. And, well, Alabama, you know, what more need be said?
31 state licensing offices to be closed:
*The Alabama Law Enforcement Agency’s website says their office at the Clarke County Courthouse is still open, but soon a lot of others nearby won’t be. On Wednesday, the agency announced that it would close 31 offices throughout the state, leaving 29 counties without a place where 16-year-olds can take a driver’s test …
and, of course,
*In 2011, Alabama lawmakers approved the state’s voter ID law, making it illegal to vote in Alabama without a government-issued photo ID. For most folks, that’s a driver’s license. In those 29 counties you might be able to register at the courthouse, but you won’t be able to cast a ballot there unlessunless you have that ID…
Look at the list of counties now where you can’t get a driver’s license. There’s Choctaw, Sumter, Hale, Greene, Perry, Wilcox, Lowndes, Butler, Crenshaw, Macon, Bullock … Depending on which counties you count as being in Alabama’s Black Belt, either twelve or fifteen Black Belt counties soon won’t have a place to get a driver’s license.
Counties where some of the state’s poorest live… majority African-American. *
I mean, yeah, maybe this belongs in Elections, but that offers much less freedom to spew vitriol upon the inbred bigoted three-toothed racist fucking dickwads in charge of that place that might not be so much of a shithole if it was being run by people with more brain cells than kudzu in their worthless excuses for heads.
Then post it in this thread.
Somebody explain to me why we fought a war to prevent Alabama from seceding.
They have good BBQ.
Umm, no. White chicken is by no means “good BBQ.”
Just when you think Florida is the stupidest state in the union, up pops Alabama.
Mayonnaise based barbecue is not barbecue.
Nevada is fighting hard to stay competitive here.
:mad: Hey, Florida is not stupid!
Alabama also banned dildos and vibrators. Because, you know, if Alabama women have ANY alternative …
Side note: How in the world are those prohibitions on atheists prohibited from holding public office constitutional?
All the more reason to fear Sharia Law. Wouldn’t want them to cut off my hand.
They’re not. Torasco v Watkins in 1961 struck all of them down. They just haven’t been removed from the state constitutions. They’re unenforceable, though.
If you’re busted for fornication, try to plea bargain down to masturbation. Trust me on this, you don’t want to know…
And yet dildos are still allowed to run for office.
Yes. Don’t we believe in the Separation of Non-Church and State?
Crap, I wanted to make that post. I guess things just moved too fast for me to keep up.
So foolsguinea is Jean Valjean, I suppose.