Stupid Republican idea of the day

“Just look at her, Your Honor. Do you really think she moved?!”

Tennessee Republican’s deranged reaction to Oregon shooting: Christians must now arm themselves.

Ben Carson joins the circus:

Fucking planets, how do they work ?!!

Miracles.

“Tide comes in, tide goes out. Nobody knows why.”

It goes in there to grab the dirt molecules, then when it goes to “rinse”, it takes them with it. Hope I’m not too sciencey with that “molecules” stuff…

Are they fungible?

What a shame. Now you can’t even tell people to go fuck themselves.

Obviously Matthew 5:38 wasn’t covered in his church.

Well, strictly speaking you can still tell them, but they no longer have the ways and means.

Where there’s a will, there’s a way. They just lack motivation.

Gods, the comments on that.

So many people defending him as ‘having asked a good question’.

Don’t know if they (and ‘they’ in this case includes former-Dr Carson) are being disingenuous or if they really think that it’s a relevant question… (Obviously some will be one, some will be the other, but it’s really hard to tell where the bulk sit.)

“Bulk sit” is a really good term for the Republican anti-science agenda.

:confused: I don’t understand. Which part of the post were you hoping to make, the moot part, the indignation part, or both? And how does that make me a Victor Hugo character?

Tennessee county plans to vote on a prayer to God not to destroy them when He destroys America because of gay marriage.

They have to be Republican, right?

Cool! They’re actually admitting that they pray to a stupid God who needs to be reminded on whom to smite. What dipshits.

If you don’t think power makes you stupid, just look what it did to God.

God is not so young any more. Eyesights start to go when you’re [del]4 billion[/del] six thousand years old. One day you can catch the fall of a sparrow, but before you know it even continents start getting blurry.

ETA : BTW this is why we need background checks and aptitude tests for concealed carry of ultimate smiting power.

Well, no one else wants to be.