What does God need with a concealed carry permit?
“I want you. . . to build. . . an ark.”
I thought the rainbow was the symbol of God’s promise not to wipe us out.
With a flood. He’s holding every other calamity over our heads though. God was lawyer in a previous life.
God is a climate change believer.
Didn’t already see it posted, but:
Jeb! on shootings: “look, stuff happens, there’s always a crisis.” Oh well, just a part of life, carry on.
I like the part about kids and pools, since he DID pass a law about that, if I recall.
I was hoping to submit post number 24601.
Running coach, what are you doing?! You don’t ask the Almighty for his ID!
No ID, no beer.
To quoite from the resolution, from your link:
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See – it’s reasonable. They KNOW they’re not sinning. They just don’t want to be part of the collateral damage.
And they know how bad His aim is.
I’m sorry, I didn’t know that was a thing!
When my zipcode comes around, I want to make that post.
God was OK with the slavery. He seemed OK with the lynchings and with the marching the natives to their deaths after stealing their lands. But He draws the line at gay marriage?
Exactly. Read the Pentateuch and Joshua. Except He preferred the sword to lynching, and preferred that every man, woman, and child be killed, rather than marched off the Promised Land.
In was Valjean’s prisoner number, that Javert always insisted on calling him by, instead of his name.
All they need to do is paint some lamb’s blood upon all their doorposts and upon all their gates.
Don’t you have to blow the chauffeur?
Took me a moment, but this one I’m going to steal :).