Michele Bachmann says the floods in South Carolina are because of US Israel policy.
I wonder if we could reverse-engineer God’s wrath. It would be tremendously useful. For example, what country do we have to piss off to end the drought in California?
So does that mean South Carolina’s congressional delegation is particularly bad on Israel? Or is God’s aim just a bit off?
Isn’t His aim always off?
Poor septimus had his Poe out crazied.
Plenty of gay here and we ain’t seen a goddamned drop!
Maybe they aren’t gaying hard enough!
Goddamnit, enough with these “slippery slope” arguments. Just because I want to marry my lawnmower, don’t go claiming I think that all power tools are marriage material.
Although I have to admit my snowblower is way hot.
Well, I would have led the attack in Vietnam, but I have these allergies…
Decent people don’t support those disrespect the needs and rights of others.
I don’t want my brothers and sisters in South Carolina to suffer from flooding, but I also want them to have the right to marriage and healthcare, and to decide when and if to give birth, and what, if any, religion to follow.
If real, desperate people experience the results of their representatives’ policies, perhaps they will re-evaluate their votes.
I believe you, Mr. Nugent.
Even better was when he criticized Obama for going to Oregon. He said that he (Carson) wouldn’t have gone to Oregon. But that he’d probably go to “the next one.”
I despise the man, but there is no proof The Motor City Madman is a draft dodger.
Depends on what you accept as proof. If he didn’t, he’s a good storyteller.
Or, what Elvis said.
I love how he ends with “but I’m the most badass draft dodger you ever saw man”.
In the words of a thankfully unique orange-tinted specimen of shoes/hair interface, it’s the *classy *touch.
The question becomes: is it Nugent himself or just his underwear that was full of shit?
The more full of shit his underwear is, the less full Ted Nugent is. And vice versa.