Mere words cannot convey my response.
The proper word is trumpery:
Today’s stupid Ben Carson idea of the day:
Ben said yesterday that the signers of the Declaration of Independence had no political experience before signing the Declaration. When it was pointed out to him that many of the signers had been members of colonial governments, he changed his quote to say that none of them had federal government experience.
Er, Ben, there was no federal government before the signing of the Declaration.
Which means he was right, doesn’t it?! Go ahead, argue your way out of that, smarty pants liberal!
I didn’t realize the Wall Street Journal was a part of the liberal media.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.[RIGHT]– Wilde[/RIGHT]
We should assume that the Republiopaths are saying stupid shit as a way to get attention. Has anyone calculated the cost/benefit threshold of idiocy in this context? How much stupidity can one barf out before one totally ruins their credibility? I mean, there are still people who take Doctor Oz seriously.
Hell, you can’t even totally trust Fox News any more, Breitbart, Washington Times, about it! Don’t get me started on the Marxist apologists over at National Review!
Did they even notice when a universe was created around them? Egyptians don’t sound very observant.
I was going to say, it was 17 years ago, every cell in his brain has been replaced twice by now, but ***no! ***
I don’t think Carson knows diddly about Egypt outside of what’s in the Bible, which is not so much.
And that’s* less *dopey? Wait, this is sarcasm, right? I’m not sure. fnord
What, you don’t like sex and cocaine?
It’s those crazy monkeys that scare me.
The only way that would make sense is if they called a cell number initially issued in another state.
Crazy horny monkeys on cocaine? Why, what is there to be scared of?! 
Welcome back, and no.
Look what happen to a girl from Kansas.
OTOH, maybe part of my argument is only a strawman.
Ah, the Onion. The Internet would be so sad and dreary without you.
I think the technical term is “wack”.
The Metropolitan Museum in New York had a nice display of Chinese pottery going back to well before the flood. The styles were clearly related. How odd that the descendants of Noah would pick up the same styles that must have been smashed and buried under yards of mud. I guess the Chinese never noticed they got drowned either.
Palin’s confusion about Paul Revere looks brilliant compared to this cretin.