Stupid Republican idea of the day

Ben should take some cues from the famous Arthur Carlson campaign for City Council. Now, that’s how you throw an election! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GISoeNnsmcs

It was likely a stock art “vector graphic” map of the states. Typically each state in a stock art graphic will be a distinct shape, because of the nature of vector graphics. The designer might have tried to select all the states, but missed the few in the upper right.

Here is an example I just mocked up:
http://imgur.com/D7zNbjN

Carson’s a fucking twat, but I don’t think we need to see nefarious chicanery where just plain ineptitude will do.

Nothing of the sort. Obama hates America with every Fiber of his being and is trying his hardest to bring about its destruction, its just that among his many failings he’s also really really incompetent.

So, then, if we elect Carson, he’ll fuck it up so bad there will be free everything for everybody and my biggest tough choice will be whether to use my Marijuana Stamps on Maui Wowee or Columbian Crushbrain?

That wasn’t the only mistake by my reckoning. Looks like both maps have Long Island more attached to New Jersey than New York.

As I said above - proof that insanity is catching. Too many GOP debates for him.

On the plus side, there must be some homeowners in eastern New York who are exuberant about the fact that they now have beachfront property.

The map is a prediction of what would happen if Carson wins. The New England state will sever themselves and sail off to Europe.

Connecticut? It is there - it is just now called DisConneticut.

The ideas of humanism, democracies and freedom came from the philosophers of the Enlightenment, who themselves drew from the Antiquity. They didn’t come by way of the Church, they were conquered *against *the Church.

Ben Carson is definitely trolling the Republicans.

Chris Christie can’t believe the Paris attackers weren’t Syrian refugees.

The solution is to bring in a great many refugees and settle them in refugee friendly states. Then train them in the use of the second amendment, equip them, and set them loose to use the second amendment to enforce the first amendment in the hate states.

Comrade Muffin, it might have been better to let the Central Committee review your post beforehand. Don’t want to release the feline from the packaging, if you catch my drift.

Beam us out of here.

Between him and Ted Cruz, the quality of the graduates–Harvard is the shits now, isn’t it?

What’s his view on whether or not it is, in fact, butter?

Been that way since they gave Dubya an MBA.

This map is much more on-point.

Texas: We don’t need no smart people checking our textbooks for facts.

I agree, we all know the textbooks are guaranteed fact-free.

I’d much rather have a few thousand Syrians here than*these *fanatical religious extremist terrorists.