Just how would the United States go about preventing Muslims from entering the country?
Is there an opportunity here for a breeder of Muslim sniffing dogs?
That’s easy – if they’re Muslims, they won’t pet the dog.
Everybody coming through customs would be required to eat a piece of bacon. Effective screening, and tourism would skyrocket.
And we could screen out them annoying VEGANS!
Of course; they’re just malnourished terrorists.
Yeah, maybe, but do you want to be the poor TSA agent when one of them breaks out the full-combat *tai-chi *?
Or worse, full combat chai tea 
I can see an interpretation that’s not technically racist, just cold: that Muslims are, in modern times, so politically and socially controversial that there are a lot of people who won’t care what they think or want. But then, the reason for that IS racist, and I can’t help but read the quote as spoken in a gleeful tone.
And can someone update me on what conservatives think Scalia “really meant”?
The occasional ass whupping is a small price for having unfettered access to the leftover bacon.
Paul Ryan’s new beard means he has converted to Islam.
Not too sure how many of those people are joking.
Ryan has vowed that he will not shave until there is a Republican in the White House. Following his stint as speaker he plans to audition for Z Z Top.
I’m guessing (and this is just WAG on my part) that Scalia believes that the Mismatch effect is real and the analysis behind it is solid. I’m guessing (another WAG on my part) his supporters either agree because they feel the same way about the “science” behind it or they agree because they’re racist dirtbags.
The Governor of Georgia has issued an executive order forbidding all state agencies from working with Syrian immigrants. When the state agency refused to issue food stamps to the newly arrived immigrants, the federal government told the Governor that he is in violation of federal law. The Governor has told the federal government to take the state to court.
Another win for Southern hospitality.
Jesus Christ. Sometimes I am truly embarrassed to be an old white guy…
I take comfort in the fact that I am an old white guy from Minnesota.
Yeah, Scalia says something you disagree with, so an article stating that he should be in a less-advanced court is brilliant. :rolleyes:
Fisher is an LSU graduate.
Nice try, though, dipshit.
Borowitz is satire. You DO recognize satire, correct?