Nope. No epidural. The link I posted tells how much bleeding to expect. Please note what they say about the first day. So, yeah-- Ben with baby, afterbirth trying not to slip in his wife’s blood (or the blood from the afterbirth he’s got in one hand-- man, that thing is a horror show!)
I think the story is trying to show how smart and resourceful Ben is and how strong Candy is. Instead it shows how full of shit the both of them are.
At least he didn’t spike the baby after catching it.
ETA: I assume.
!!! The Jews who run Virginia’s public schools now won’t like that!
“because as soon as you allow attacks on Christianity to be enabled and to thrive… pretty soon you have bestiality and pedophilia.”
Hmm, I must be doing it wrong.
I get the other stuff is seen as bad in his religion, but what does he have against cannibalism? If both party consents, I don’t see a problem
How would that prevent cannibalism? You have a BBQ going.
The guy’s a total shoebat!
And batshit…
“Listen… chaps… there’s still a chance. I’m… done for, I’ve got a gammy leg and I’m going fast; I’ll never get through. But some of you might. So… you’d better eat me.”
But not from any peasant women.
(This could lead to a whole other “Stupid idea” thread, couldn’t it?)
No fair! We ate Bart last time. It’s Phillip’s turn; let’s all eat Phillip.
The GOP is literally turning into ISIS before our very eyes.
“Ewww! With a gammy leg?!”
You needn’t eat the leg, BrainGlutton
Ted Cruz’s VA campaign co-chair sez Christians must take control of public school to correct the current “seed policy”:
All he wants to do is eat your brains. (We’re not unreasonable - I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes.)
We can’t recall Supreme Court justices, right?
Maybe. I don’t remember, for sure. Doc, Grumpy, Sleazy, Fat Tony, the Notorious RBG…