Heh-heh . . . heh-heh . . . she said “seed” . . .
Shoebat = batshit
in much the same way that Santorum = the by-product, sometimes, of anal sex
Don’t’cha just love the new words that are invented during election years?
Ladies and gentlemen. I give you President Trump:
Paris, Germany. Uh-huh.
And he wants to send in Maxwell Smart?
Missed it by that much, Donald…
…would you believe Paris, Texas?
Hey France is confusing. How come their president is called Hollande?
VanillaISIS isn’t just that little cowliphate in Oregon.
A political junkie friend of mine and I have been hoping for several presidential cycles now (going back to 2004 IIRC) that Roy Moore would run as a third party candidate. Could this finally be the year?
You can impeach them, but good luck getting Congress to go for that.
Notice BTW that his logic is almost precisely the same as that Romney used in his big religion speech in 2007:
Ted Cruz says Obama may be sending out guys to remove the crosses and Star of Davids from Arlington headstones. I swear, I am not making this up. Maybe the guys over at *Crooks and Liars *are making it up.
And, know what? I would be fucking relieved and grateful if they were. Sure, I would renounce, denounce and condemn, but relieved…
What a shoebat!
Kind of wild to see Reagan and Bush debating “illegal aliens” in 1980.
Cruzin’ for Homeschoolin’
Ben Carson: Killing tons of people is for the greater good and they’ll thank you for it later, just like the kids whose brain tumors he removed:
And he is totally against restriction of free speech and expression–unless it’s his idea:
Also, he’s fine with obtaining votes from pro-choicers, but says abortion is just like primitive human sacrifice:
Perhaps he gave himself a lobotomy long ago and just can’t remember it. How else can one explain his paradoxical beliefs?
Republican members of Congress took bribes from Israel to sabotage Iran deal. Biggest name so far? Tom Cotton
How about the Paris casino, Las Vegas.
American nutjobs do it better there. They use cars to attack people.
Like, they needed to be bribed to do that?!
Carson’s latest thing: publicly humiliating fifth graders, and then laughing at them.
I’m reading that as mostly a copy of Bush’s “I was the C-student and now I’m President and you’re working for me”, since he said he was the worst student back in the day.
The Emergency Committee for Israel is an American lobbying group with two board members - William Kristol and Gary Bauer.
An American organization giving money to a campaign isn’t a bribe. It’s a problem with our campaign finance system.
Isn’t a federal crime to serve as an agent of a foreign country without registering with the State Department?
Man, if that Obama guy did ANY of the stuff these guys said he was planning on doing, he would be one evil MoFo!