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Heard this on the news last night - the presumably sponsoring representative said they would be valued at $0.
I’m not sure who that is insulting . . .
Anybody who’d fuck a Republican is too lazy to jerk off.
Yeah, I live in Missouri and we are currently trying in the Legislature to end a sad status of being the only state of all 50 where all three of the following are currently true:
(1) No limits on campaign contributions
(2) No limits on the value of gifts from lobbyists to legislators
(3) No “cooling-off” period before ex-legislators can go through the “revolving door” to become lobbyists themselves
:o
Let’s at least give credit where it’s due–what he said overall there was surprisingly sensible:
That’s actually responsible and commendable. Especially considering the lawmaking body. And the lobbying bodies.
Aye – but both parties (or at least their pols and leaders) are more or less equally guilty of being apparently satisfied with that state of affairs.
His communications director is a dead musician??
Well, that explains a lot.
No way to know for sure if this guy’s a republican, but it seems likely…
A North Dakota man drove his pickup truck to Washington DC with a plan to kidnap the first canines. Apparently concerned that Bo and Sunny might bite back, he carried along a 12-gauge shotgun, a 22 rifle, 350 riounds of ammo, a machete and a billyclub. Secret Service agents apprehended him in a DC hotel and were astonished to learn he was the son of JFK and Marilyn Monroe and was planning to run for president himself:dubious:
Those North Dakota winters will drive a man crazy…
That’s not a birth certificate, that’s a gift certificate with the word “gift” crossed out and “birth” written in in crayon.
If he says he’s JFK’s son, what makes you think he’s a Republican?
He’s 49. His Mom died in 1962, his Dad, a year later. Creepy stuff or very, very poor math skills.
He stole that idea from Robert Lewis, the main male character in A Life Less Ordinary.
You mean… I have a brother!!!
You see, when a girl zombie and a boy zombie love each other very much, within the confines of a committed relationship…
Jack wouldn’t even need to divorce Jackie, since the wedding vows ended at his death. Or undeath. Not that it stopped him when he was alive, of course.
You people are so naive. Dudes, JFK and Marilyn Monroe are still alive. Duh!
They live at Graceland, ferchrissakes.
Good heavens, you don’t think a democrat would plot to dognap the President’s best friends? :eek:
I think the GOP should adopt “Another One Bites The Dust” as the Party theme song.