Donald Trump, in an effort to show he isn’t a hypocrite (please stop guffawing) released his birth certificate. Well, except that it isn’t. It’s a document issued by the hospital and signed by a hospital administrator. A hospital, in fact, that has been the recipient of much largesse from Trump.
I read in a list of dumb theist quotes somewhere one moron arguing that atheists are just a form of Muslim. Maybe that was Newty being being quoted…
Rick Santorum, Republican, moron:
“The reason Social Security is in trouble is because we don’t have enough workers to support the retirees. Well, a third of all the young people in America are not in America today because of abortion, because one in three pregnancies end in abortion…”
Link.
Too bad the US simply has no options when it comes to having more workers…
I notice that it isn’t a birth certificate, either. That’s a Certificate of Birth. WHAT IS HE HIDING???
Clearly the real problem is that not enough of us boomers were aborted.
“A third of all the young people in America are not in America …”
I don’t care if he’s blaming abortion or the cancelation of Star Trek, the man is an idiot. What kind of sentence is that? What kind of logic makes words like that come out of someone’s mouth?
It’s not so much “words” as it is “a frothy mix of lube and fecal matter…”
The lovely and talented lexicologist Sarah Palin has invented another word…
Actually, if Brad Hall had come up with it in a Sniglets book, I could understand, but she is a leader in the Republican Party.
Also, is it just me, or does she come off as way over her head, even on a friendly network like Fox? Nervous and stammering, no confidence. It’s almost as if she know’s her ride is about over.
I’m pretty sure a “squirmish” is a type of Pokemon.
And it’s Rich Hall, not Brad.
Rich Hall, not Brad
Dammit!
I’m imagining opposing armies of worms getting into a squirmish. I have to admit, I think both this and “refudiate” are actually really great words.
Sarah is so Shakespearean, embiggening the richness of our collective vocabulary with the lovely cromulence of her lexicon.
Eh, she only said it once as far as I can tell, you gotta let her get away muffing up a word occasionally like we all do sometime.
Unlike the “refudiate” incident, where she not only used it multiple times, but then tried to correct it and chose the wrong word (refute instead of repudiate). That’s the sign of powerful ignorance.
While I am sure it is just a slip of the tongue, I kind of like the word “Squirmish”.
Likewise, I give Dubya credit for “misunderestimated.” It communicates not only a mistake, but also clarifies the direction of the mistake. All in the same word.
How is “underestimated” not communicating a mistake and the direction of the mistake? I’m probably being slow.
If you give them a job of only $174,000 (not including benefits), do they not whine?
No, wait, I get it, they feel our pain…