My favorite from that batch:
One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn’t possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn’t possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
I wonder if I could get grant money to locate such an energy source. I’ll call the project the Search for Undiscovered eNergy, or SUN for short. Government agencies love acronyms.
I had a hunch that there was something wrong with that argument, but couldn’t put my finger on it. Then, finally, it dawned on me…
jayjay
March 31, 2011, 11:59am
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Steve MB , please tell me that one is parody!
It’s real as far as anyone can tell; of course, the original posting might have been somebody trolling the fundies.
No, that’s a serious argument I often hear from (very stupid) anti-evolutionists.
I usually counter that by that argument, cleaning up your house also violates the second law.
jayjay
March 31, 2011, 12:47pm
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It just ends with such a blatant thud (“surely scientists would know about it!”) that I can’t believe it isn’t someone on our side being snarky. Which would be wasted on these people, really, because they don’t even know what irony means.
jayjay
March 31, 2011, 12:48pm
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Oh, I know the argument itself is one they use. I was talking about the phrasing of the one Steve MB quoted…it sounds like someone being snarky.
Ah - I could have been caught up in Poe’s Law. It wouldn’t have been the first time.
I’ve traced the quote to its original source .
Believe it or not, you were perfect when you were born. You were obviously healthy if you are posting here today, you hadn’t sinned, and were making choices and using your free will, though they were small choices. Unfortunately, later in your life you made some bad choices and now you are a sinner, but remember, God MADE you perfect.
One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn’t possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
And here’s the response after somebody tried playing the “sun” card:
Sorry, my mistake guys, I didn’t explain why the Sun doesn’t count. Here is the info on that from ChristianAnswers.net :
Is Energy the Key?
Compare a living plant with a dead one. Can the simple addition of energy make a completely dead plant live?
A dead plant contains the same basic structures as a living plant. It once used the Sun’s energy to temporarily increase its order and grow and produce stems, leaves, roots, and flowers - all beginning from a single seed.
If there is actually a powerful Evolutionary force at work in the universe, and if the open system of Earth makes all the difference, why does the Sun’s energy not make a truly dead plant become alive again (assuming a sufficient supply of water, light, and the like)?
What actually happens when a dead plant receives energy from the Sun? The internal organization in the plant decreases; it tends to decay and break apart into its simplest components. The heat of the Sun only speeds the disorganization process.
You were born perfect, now I don’t mean perfect like muscly body and everything is the “normal” conditions. I mean perfect as in you haven’t sinned. I doubt that anybody has come out of their mother and shouted the f word.
In response to Crimson King: Of course we use science to prove you wrong, but of course you just deny it. Jesus is the son of God so therefore can perform miracles. Raising from the dead is nothing short of a miracle. Creationists have their essential beliefs about God, and take those views and put them to use when they find scientific evidence. Those views more than always agree with the evidence.
Teh stoopid… it burns…
Truman_Burbank:
If you give them a job of only $174,000 (not including benefits), do they not whine?feel our pain …
It gets better…
Sean Duffy Says $174,000 Annual Salary Isn’t Enough
Sean Duffy, current Wisconsin Republican Representative and former Real World cast member, told constituents at a town hall meeting this week that he struggles to pay his bills on $174,000 annually.
Duffy complained about being in debt, paying too much for healthcare, and driving a used minivan.
The Congressman’s “rant” was captured on video and can be seen on liberal websites all over the Internet. Excerpts from the video were also on the Polk County GOP party’s website, but they removed it and are now demanding the tape be removed from all websites …
So not only is Duffy an idiot, but apparently so is (at least) the guy in charge of the Polk County GOP website.
Shayna
March 31, 2011, 10:53pm
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Do we go into Africa next?
That’s what PA Congressman (R) Tom Marino wants to know.Do we go into Africa next? I don’t want to sound callous or cold, but this could go on indefinitely around the world.”next ?
Bonus question: What Committee do you think this Representative sits on?
Answer at the link .
Bonus Bonus question: On what Sub -Committees do you think he sits on?
Answer at the link .
Aw, hell, that’s silly! Libya is full of A-rabs, but Africa is full of…colored folks!
wonky
March 31, 2011, 11:36pm
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For a second, I thought I heard horses whinnying.
Shayna
March 31, 2011, 11:58pm
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No, no, that’s towel-heads to you, bub.
wonky
April 1, 2011, 2:59am
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Rhythmdvl:
Frau Blücher!
Different Mel Brooks movie, but I’ll accept it for credit.
Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX), a perennial favorite, believes that:
Cite .
I’ll bet the uniforms look cool. :rolleyes:
