Stupid Republican idea of the day

Another GOP “13 going on 5” moment:

Well, everybody knows the Apple is the root of sin . . .

I guess he is at fault for not dumbing down complex problems or solutions enough. Had he spoken to Americans like children a portion of us wouldn’t now be voting for a preschooler. Or something.

I don’t care what they say, the Republican establishment is responsible for their implosion and they know it. They can no longer convince their constituents so they are, in effect, no longer their constituents.

One would hope that Republicans with a lot of money were numerate enough to read the 10 year DJIA charts.
Oh silly me - they’re Republicans.

When are we going to have Congressional hearings on Booghazi?

Jim Wallis at Sojourners might agree:

Obama never did his fucking job. You should know that.
Trump is Obama’s fault, because Benghazi!!!

Trump has words. He has the best words. I’m assured of this.

Stupid Ross Douthat, Sunday op-ed columnist at the New York Times, started with the “Trump is Obama’s fault!” horseshit in last week’s column. He got his ass handed to him on the online comments section approximately one thousand times by approximately 99% of the commenters.

He didn’t double down in today’s column; just pretended he never said it and dangled the shiny object of “Trump: Not So Bad!”

Donald Trump asked his followers to take a loyalty oath at a rally yesterday.

And that’s when this happened.

I don’t even.

Scene is somehow familiar…

Some guys do that about Jesus, but they kind of wave their hands like “Bye!”.

I suddenly had a vision of a flotilla of drones delivering babies all over the world, like the stork used to.

Here at S.T.O.R.C.S., the premier rehabilitation center for storks and other shore birds, we are none too happy about technology taking valuable, meaningful jobs away.

S.T.O.R.C.S.
Rehabilitation Center
Grassy Key Shorebird Refuge
Northfield, Florida
www.storcs.org

They lost that gig back in 1952 when Mr. Stork screwed up the notorious Lambert delivery.

Cute documentary, but how did he grow into such a fine specimen on the diet of a sheep?

Momma’s milk?

Ewe!

Hey, salad’s got nuttin’ on this mutton!

I see you have not been keeping up with Deluge-based theology.