Stupid Republican idea of the day

Trump is totally trolling the whole Republican party at this point.

Sounds exactly like what the former Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming for General Electric would have said.

NASCAR felt it would be appropriate for Duck Dynasty dude to give the prayer before a race today. In his invocation, he prayed that God give us a “Christian man” as President. Meaning nether Bernie nor Hillary. NASCAR needs to reconsider their priorities.

NASCAR Invocation Features Prayer To Elect A Republican President?

NASCAR is quite aware of the demographics it panders to.

Louie Gohmert says he would have gone into the girls bathroom to ogle naked girls if transgender bathroom access laws were enacted when he was in the seventh grade.

Wait. Girls get all nekkid when they go to pee?

if there are boys around, perhaps

OK so Louie Gohmert admits to being a perv. Or to having been one in his teens. Who would have openly claimed to be a girl himself in order to go perving. And who to this day thinks that in the girls’ room you get naked in sight of everyone in the common space. Got it. I think.

Ladies, watch out for Louie Gohmert.

Well, I did just read a report that said more Republican legislators have been arrested for shenanigans in bathrooms than transgender people have been.

This lawmaker thought he was in the presence of a transgender woman. So he ‘threatened to wave his penis’ at her.

He of course insists this is not true by claiming he was merely being a sexist asshole

Y’know, for like a couple of decades the “conservatives” were content to be badly hung up on Teh Gayz; all of a sudden they’re really freaking out over the “T” part of LGBT all over the place…

They’ve always been freaking out about the ‘T’ part. The ‘LGB’ part just had more targets. Now that it’s been made clear bullying gay people isn’t acceptable they’ve decided targeting Transgender people is somehow still acceptable.

Really they just want to hate. They’ll take whatever target they think the can get away with.

Because they lost so badly on Teh Gayz. Not just via the Supreme Court ruling on same-sex marriage, but via steadily changing public attitudes, especially among younger people.

Majorities of conservatives used to be heartily opposed to racial integration too, and after that to Women’s Lib. They lost decisively on those issues as public attitudes chaned, and had to dredge up a new movement for social equality that they could be indignantly opposed to.

They are presently hoping that their current target of indignant opposition will have more staying power, but I don’t think they’ve bargained for the ridicule potential of the extent of rhetoric it will require that explicitly references willies and hoo-has.

No worries.
Mississippi may be the stupidest state in the nation, but their prosecutors and judges are all smart enough to know that “place of worship” translates in this context to specifically “white Christian place of worship.”

Missouri State Senate committee subpoenas abortion records from Planned Parenthood, even though Federal law says it’s illegal to hand over what they want

Did anyone bother to tell these idiots they lost the war, and that they are still part of the Union?

Missouri never left the Union. We may be idiots. But we’re not traitors.

Apparently you’re leaving it now.

Okay. Has anyone told these idiots that they won the war and are still part of the Union?

“Family values” just means they are pro-family. Their family, your family, starting families with whoever they can get their hands on…