Stupid Republican idea of the day

Worked for the Bolsheviks.

Oh. A Communications major.

Motivated seller.

The citizens of Utah have such specific, maybe illegal, tastes they have to pay for porn, or are they just dumb?

Not much of a market for exposed ankles.

Shit, used to be, you could smuggle in full color ads of young women modeling bras for K-Mart, sell them on the street in Salt Lake City for twenty bucks!

I’m verklempt

[QUOTE=Carl “Horse Porn” Paladino]
And this is disgusting. He’s so into himself that he just - he can’t help himself. And how did a guy like this rise to that point of being president of the wonder of history and of the world?
[/QUOTE]
Good Lord. Has he met his own candidate?

With that much projection Mr Paladino could open an IMAX theatre.

Just when you thought Cruz couldn’t get any creepier.

“America is at her best when she is lying down with her back on the mattress, thinking about England.”

Uncle Sam identifies as a woman?

Well, before Uncle Sam there was Lady Columbia.

And before either, there was Brother Jonathan – usually represented as a dour black-clad Puritan or Quaker preacher, signifying American religiosity as seen by British cartoonists.

Let’s just say Uncle Sam better choose carefully when using a public bathroom in North Carolina.

President of the wonder of history? What does this even mean? I know they are english words, but they don’t make any sense :confused:

“Wonder” is not only a verb, as in “The Seven Wonders of the World”. So long as he doesn’t say its “unConstitutional”, there won’t be a problem.

Wednesday, Paul LePage vetoed a bipartisan bill that would have allowed pharmacists to dispense Narcan without a prescription to people

His stated reason is that the drug does not save lives,

The man is a joke, but it isn’t a funny one.

Spineless politically correct Idaho Republicans refuse to pass law giving life-saving medical treatments to children in faith-healing cults.

According to the Utah state representative who introduced the anti-porn resolution,: The existence of internet porn violates the First Amendment because he doesn’t have the right to not watch it.

Remind me not to visit McDonald’s the next time I’m in SLC.

Remember not to visit McDonalds next time you are near one. Unless, of course, you need to use their toilet.

Congressional candidate Mike Pape’s racist campaign ad:

To sum up:

“People might force me to watch porn, because think of the children!”