Well, I could see a cartoon depicting that one guy as a gorilla. In a foot of water, looming over a child labeled “America”.
I nominate Tim Cook to the post-apocalyptic Silver Seed of Humanity vessel. For one thing, can you imagine the kinds of IT trouble an advanced technology like that would experience over the long run? I think we’ve already experimented with, “all horny and straight, no tech skills” communities in High Schools across the nation. Led to a lot of friction IIRC. Maybe somebody who can quit procreating for 5 minutes and look at the monitors would come in handy, out there in, yanno, outer space.
Second, doesn’t being a master capitalist score any points with Gohmert and his ilk, or does being gay DQ him no matter what? Because I think Gohmert would want captilalism of all things to survive the apocalypse. Presumably the plan is not to send 40 straight young people into space trained as pot farmers for food and clothing, resulting in an unacceptably liberal post-apocalyptic humanity. So, CEO of the biggest corporation in history? Hello?
Third, under the circumstances it seems at least possible that Tim Cook would take one for the team and condescend to fertilize some fresh-faced nubile, for the future of humanity of course. Sure, the kid might turn out gay, but maybe he would be good at math and our space colony would have someone who could teach them that supply-side economics is stupid. Or maybe Tim’s kids would just be driven and successful. Seriously, would Gohmert be okay with sending 40 straight takers to just breed out there in space? How about shooting for some effective post-humans? Or is “straight” the sole criterion?
Anyway, I’d like to hear Gohmert’s rebuttal to the Tim Cook example.
Nothing said about putting him inside the rocket. Just on it. He could be strapped to the hull and be on it.
That’s some funny stuff, right there!
People, people, there’s a reason there’s supposed to be a B Ark…
I would have no problem putting Louie in the rocket. You know, in the rocket. It would be quick. I am not cruel.
Considered, but the environmental impact would be troublesome. He would vaporize from a solid lump of stupid into seperate moron molecules, which would then be spread over a wide area, and carried on the wind. A child frolicking in Minnesota to catch a snowflake on her tongue might immediately lose what color “blue” is, and why the square doesn’t fit in the round.
It does, eventually, if you keep trying long enough and use a big enough hammer.
This appears to be the GOP’s current approach to governance.
Trump’s approach is to claim that he square peg is already in the round hole, and has always been in the round hole. Then when it’s pointed out that the square peg is sitting on the table 5 feet away from the round hole, he will scream at the press that they are scum and horrible people, and say he never said anything about pegs or holes in the first place.
Or refuse to open the toolbox.
Please, no more about Trump’s sex life.
Then claim the toolbox should never be used.
More “transparent hypocrisy” than “stupidity”, but eh, close enough:
Yes, it’s imperative that we are ever vigilant against weapons of math instruction.
LOL!
How about no more in general about that guy? I am feeling saturated.
Ordinarily indictable, but nullified on a technicality: exceptionally droll username.
Go, and sin no more. Less. Whatever you can manage.
A Congressman is in a hurry, while we still have a sane President, to pass a law to thwart just one of Trump’s idiocies which has come to light — and may want to pass several other emergency laws over the coming months, as we become aware of more of the potential horrors of a real Trump Presidency — and yet supports Trump’s White House bid.
Surely this is a prime example of stupidity.
Five more months to go …
A federal anti-SLAPP (strategic lawsuit against public participation) bill is a good idea, no matter what tortured rationale any given congresscritter uses to justify supporting it.