The incident at the Cincinnati Zoo has Rush Limbaugh puzzled about evolution. :smack:
For one thing: If man evolved from apes, why is Rush Limbaugh still an ape? :dubious:
Maybe Rush doesn’t have any cousins.
You don’t need to evolve if you’re adapted for your lifestyle. One does not have to be smarter to spew shit on the radio to willing sycophants
My theory of evolution is that the unfortunate gorilla’s father was Limbaugh.
It’s going to feel like ten.
Maybe he knows Trump’s Dad?
One nice thing about Obama’s days as Prez drawing to a close is that we’ll be able to use carefully selected pictures of simians along side those of political leaders without being called racists. (Well, maybe by the simians.)
Somehow I feel you are being overly optimistic. Even a best-case scenario will almost certainly not convince him to STFU.
I don’t think he will go away even if he loses. I expect that he will crank up the crazy for another four years, for he’s having a lot more fun and getting a lot more attention now than he did before with reality TV.
Yellow dog Republicans.
Yellow dog used to apply to Southern Democrats. Not anymore.
Oh boy. Face palm.
- William Shakespeare; Hamlet Act 2, Scene 2
I wonder if he’d write that today after viewing the happenings of the GOP.
Our hygiene would probably surprise him more than anything else.
Orange dog, surely.
Damn it, Jim, she’s a scientologist, not a scientist!
Well then, dangnabbit, next time we’ll send her along!
“I can see Xenu from here!”
I was 100% certain the link would go to a parody site. The fact that it didn’t makes me sad.