Stupid Republican idea of the day

[Superdude]

@t-bonham@scc.net

Yes, they fast all day during Ramadan, then gorge on a gormet lutefisk & lefsa banquet!
Actually, Keith was a good catholic boy until he converted during college. And remember what famous Jesuit St. Francis Xavier said: .

Ah, yes. I believe he was quoting the Gospel of Jeffrey Jones.

[Little_Pig]

Florida GOP candidate to give away semi-automatic rifle.

[elucidator]

From above cited article:

…The custom-built AR-15 rifle, which the Evers campaign says is the “Homeland Defender” collector’s edition,… was made in Santa Rosa Beach, Florida, and displays the Second Amendment on a metal plate on the right side near the trigger guard…

Offered without comment.

[Mr.Greenjeans]

Do you think they included the part about the well regulated Militia (or just the parts they like)?

[Rick_Kitchen]

Senator Roy Blunt (Idiot, Missouri) tweeted that his campaign opponent, Missouri Secretary of State Jason Kander is soft on terrorism because he refuses to use the magic words, “Radical Islamic terrorism”. Kander tweeted back, “I volunteered in Afghanistan to fight radical Islamic terrorism. Think before you tweet.”

Blunt got draft deferments and never served in the military.

[Skammer]

@Little_Pig

Florida GOP candidate to give away semi-automatic rifle.

He’s just a candidate? And only one AR-15? How cute.

Tennessee Lawmaker Receives Threats for AR-15 Giveaway

Before the shootings happened, Republican state Rep. Andy Holt had offered the AR-15 as a door prize at a fundraiser scheduled for later this month. When he was heavily criticized following Sunday’s shootings, he said he would give away a second one as well.

That’s the Tennessee way.

[Chimera]

@Mr.Greenjeans

Do you think they included the part about the well regulated Militia (or just the parts they like)?

Or the part where it is specified (like several other amendments) as “the right of the people”? :dubious:

[Rick_Kitchen]

Governor Paul LePage (Evil, Maine) wants the USDA to spend millions of dollars to make lists of good foods and bad foods so that he can tell people on SNAP to only eat the good stuff. And if the USDA doesn’t do that, he will shut down the SNAP program altogether in Maine.

[elucidator]

Poor people just have it too easy. If you make it tougher to be poor, they’ll stop doing it.

[Fear_Itself]

@Rick_Kitchen

Governor Paul LePage (Evil, Maine) wants the USDA to spend millions of dollars to make lists of good foods and bad foods so that he can tell people on SNAP to only eat the good stuff. And if the USDA doesn’t do that, he will shut down the SNAP program altogether in Maine.

I hope the feds cut off his highway funds, and any other federal subsidies subject to executive action.

[crowmanyclouds]

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[Smapti]

Steve King introduces legislation to block Harriet Tubman from being on the $20.

Rep. Steve King of Iowa has offered an amendment to a spending bill barring the use of funds to redesign any Federal Reserve note or coin. It wasn’t immediately clear why King opposed the redesign, and his office did not immediately respond to messages…

King is a conservative Republican known for his outspoken criticism of U.S. immigration policy. His Democratic opponent in Iowa, Kim Weaver, said it’s “a headline-grabbing piece of stunt legislation.”

“And what chance does this meaningless and mean-spirited gesture have of actually passing? Just like most measures introduced by Steve King, none,” she said.

What an ass.

[elucidator]

She was breaking the law, wasn’t she? A felon? She could have worked within the system for change!

[digs]

Another black woman, working for change. While the plantation masters kept the folding money for themselves.

[Rick_Kitchen]

The Trump campaign had Secret Service agents escort a black man from his Atlanta rally because there was “no room” for him. He happens to be the Vice Chair of the Georgia Republican Party.

[dropzone]

Snerk! Way to get the support of the party, fuckhead.

[Senegoid]

@crowmanyclouds

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Any good brand of hair shampoo has that. I always wondered if I was supposed to actually wash my hair with it, or take two teaspoons every day.

[crowmanyclouds]

@Senegoid

Any good brand of hair shampoo has that. I always wondered if I was supposed to actually wash my hair with it, or take two teaspoons every day.

Fortunately, I was never confused about the purpose of my 'poo . . . but my hair started drinking long before my liver did!

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[Buck_Godot]

@Rick_Kitchen

The Trump campaign had Secret Service agents escort a black man from his Atlanta rally because there was “no room” for him. He happens to be the Vice Chair of the Georgia Republican Party.

Well, he’s already got “his African American” what would he need two for?

[Typo_Negative]

@Rick_Kitchen

The Trump campaign had Secret Service agents escort a black man from his Atlanta rally because there was “no room” for him. He happens to be the Vice Chair of the Georgia Republican Party.

This doesn’t sound right.

I was under the impression that he doesn’t get Secret Service protection until he gets the party nomination.