Stupid Republican idea of the day

[MacCat]

I was told there’d be two girls for every guy…

[Jack_Batty]

I was told there would be a cup.

[Randolph]

I was told there was a viral underground graffiti movement to append “ONE CUP” to every FIVE GUYS restaurant sign.

Or I was trying to start one, I’ve just never seen one in person.

[bobot]

@choie

…
I hope the decent Repubilcan politicians* will swiftly and firmly decry this fucker.
…

Do NOT hold your breath!

[Lamar_Mundane]

@El_Kabong

For another example of not well-thought-out consequences in advertising, I invite all to Google “University of North Texas coffee mug”.

Are we allowed to call someone a University of North Texas coffee mug in MPSIMS?

[dropzone]

I know a guy who went there. I should tell him about it, since he’s a bit of a Handle UNT.

[Morgyn]

The Chairman of the House Natural Resources Committee, Ron Bishop (R), apparently thinks that Native American artifacts that are thousands of years old do not count as antiquities and should not be preserved as national monuments.

An additional fuck you to the mainstream media, who don’t appear to be covering this at all as far as I can google.

[TonySinclair]

@Morgyn

The Chairman of the House Natural Resources Committee, Ron Bishop (R), apparently thinks that Native American artifacts that are thousands of years old do not count as antiquities and should not be preserved as national monuments.

If they don’t like it here, they can go back where they came from.

[E-DUB]

No ones mentioned the “White Elevators” thing yet?

'White Elevators' Cause Consternation at RNC Site

[El_Kabong]

@E-DUB

No ones mentioned the “White Elevators” thing yet?

'White Elevators' Cause Consternation at RNC Site | Snopes.com

Well, no, because it’s old news. We already know Trump has the White Elevator vote sewn up.

[silenus]

I keep expecting someone to point out that the Convention Center is divided into color areas, like the Green zone, the Blue zone, etc., and the elevators were just those in the White zone.

Anybody?

[running_coach]

@silenus

I keep expecting someone to point out that the Convention Center is divided into color areas, like the Green zone, the Blue zone, etc., and the elevators were just those in the White zone.

Anybody?

Don’t start with your White Zone shit.

[Rick_Kitchen]

@silenus

I keep expecting someone to point out that the Convention Center is divided into color areas, like the Green zone, the Blue zone, etc., and the elevators were just those in the White zone.

Anybody?

That’s what the provided link to snopes said, though they were just speculating.

[Rick_Kitchen]

@running_coach

Don’t start with your White Zone shit.

+1

[Ukulele_Ike]

Ha ha! Like anyone is expecting nonwhite people to attend this Republican Convention!

But seriously, if they’re looking for coloreds to mill around on the floor to make the Republicans look like a Big Tent, I know where they can find some in Cleveland.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@running_coach

Don’t start with your White Zone shit.

Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there

[Superdude]

@running_coach

Don’t start with your White Zone shit.

We both know perfectly well what this is about; you want me to have an abortion

[elucidator]

Look, we understand, but you can’t unload here.

[Kobal2]

@silenus

I keep expecting someone to point out that the Convention Center is divided into color areas, like the Green zone, the Blue zone, etc., and the elevators were just those in the White zone.

Anybody?

You are not allowed to know what the colours mean, Citizen. Friend Computer knows this will only lead you to unhappiness, which is not allowed. Please escort yourself to the nearest confession booth for immediate execution. Failure to arrive at your execution is treason. Treason is punishable by death. Have a nice day !

[Kobal2]

Hot off the Twitter press : Mike Pence’s daughter might be vampyr. That, or her father is not above flagrant but pointless lies. He is, after all, Trump’s VP. Both options are equally likely.