Newt (remember him? the guy who won’t go away?) made one last desperate ploy to get Trump to pick him, and failed.
Be easier to put them in walled neighborhoods and make them wear little crescents on their clothes, Mr. Speaker.
So how do you test for Sharia anyway ? Blood test, MRI, biometrics, phrenology, urine pH, rabbit test ? I’m pretty sure native Arabic speakers can pronounce “shibboleth” better 'n you, Newt. Or is it like pornography, you can’t quite define it but bigots know a “Sharia believer”* when they see them ?
- Sharia is a legal & jurisprudence system, btw. You don’t believe in it any more than Newt believes in the Supreme fucking Court or, quite demonstrably, the Constitution.
Newt does believe in Sharia law. However, in this country, it goes by the term “religious freedom laws”.
Breathalyzer - it measures your blood / Islam content.
And midichlorian count.
But not, despite their seeming similarity (for certain individuals), ones Mahdichlorian count.
CMC fnord!
doffs hat
Well, yeah, like, in the '50s, there would only be one or two women getting raped in any given year. Since then, rapes have shot, by orders of magnitude, through the roof. We should take a close look at what they were doing back then, so that we can get these rapes back to their historic basement levels.
Ladies and gentlemen, the nuttiest of Republicans continue to show their classy side. Michael Folk, West Virginia delegate (R, duh), thinks HRC should be tried for treason, then executed. His preferred method is that she be hanged in the public square. (What, no parading her around naked, flogging and then stocks first? Slacker.)
Note that he goes right to the punishment phase of this hypothetical trial; none of that pesky “waiting for an actual verdict” nonsense for Mr. Folk.
He tried to walk that back a teensy bit, saying it was ‘hyperbolic’ but then doubled-down by reminding us all that his masturbatory image of breaking another human being’s neck is free speech, so it’s all good.
Shockingly, “[c]alls to Conrad Lucas, chairman of the state Republican Party, and Republican Tim Armstead, speak of the West Virginia House of Delegates, were not immediately returned Saturday afternoon.”
I hope the decent Repubilcan politicians* will swiftly and firmly decry this fucker.
- There’s gotta be some left, right? Enough for a baseball team? Or at least a basketball starting line-up? A game of tic-tac-toe?
Solitare.
… 'til dawn with a deck of fifty-one…
I’ve got trumpence, jolly jolly trumpence…
Smokin’ cigarettes and watchin’ Cap’n Kangaroo…
So don’t tell me…
I’ve no meth to do!
Doin’ crystal meth will lift you up until you break
Fuckin’ hate meth. I know, rationally, its not possible for a chemical compound to have a spiritual essence, it cannot be intrinsically evil. But I fuckin’ hate meth.
I was told there would be no meth.
I was told there’d be punch and pie.
I was told there’d be girls.