Bankruptcy and divorce lawyers will forever thank him.
Why be surprised? They’re still paying him.
Trump is claiming the election will be rigged. Right. Maybe if his friends in Moscow hack into a few of the key states election machinery. (That reminds me of Hitler claiming Poland invaded Germany in September 1939. )
Trump also claimed the debate commission rigged the debate schedule against him.
Complain, complain, complain.
“Trump is a whiny little bitch”
Thanks for that!
I saw the story about Mr. Trump musing about a rigged election on the AP earlier and was pretty much gobsmacked reading it.
So we’re gonna go with “DONALD JOHN TRUMP DEFEATED: FRAUD AT POLLS!” then?
Ahhhh the Newt defense for infidelity, creating wealth or excessive patriotism , all can be forgiven.
.
I’m sorry, the guy who brags he would bomb everything ISIS all day every day then go after the families of terrorists wouldn’t have rushed headlong into Iraq ? That guy ? Shit, the WTC would still be smoking, he’d have already nuked half the planet.
Well, maybe not. But if Osama had dared mock his baby hands !..
A few days late, but Trump recently visited beautiful nearby Scranton and promised the coal miners that “It’ll be great. You’re going to love it. There will be so much coal that you’ll get bored with mining.” Firstly, no one LIKED being a miner. It was dirty, dangerous, hard work. Secondly: the use of hard coal for home heating peaked more than 60 years ago and most of the mines are tapped out and have been flooded with billions of gallons of water for the last half-century. But you know, reality.
Obviously he plans to stock all the mines with brand new coal that is easily pulled out by hand. 
First, pipe the contaminated water to Michigan, they won’t notice it. Give the coal a little time to dry out, say, thirty-forty years. Make a big pile and burn all those solar panels. We won’t need to worry about staying warm, we’ve already taken care of that problem!
Wow, I didn’t know Huckabee has Alzheimers. How long does he have to live?
So pretty much we have the outline for his concession speech
Trump equivocates a lot, but you really can’t spin “total and complete shutdown.” Sorry, Hucktard.
Well, there was the “until our leaders can figure out what’s going on” bit. Maybe Trump’s water-carriers will argue that Obama has known what’s going on all along so Trump’s call for a ban was pre-nullified.
Or maybe that HE knows what’s going on, which he’ll present on his first day in office (along with the conclusive proof that Obama wasn’t born in the US).
I won’t be here. Only live about four hours from the border, I can get across before the Canadians close it.
What if the borders are closed temporarily until they figure out what the hell we’re doing?
That would be rude!