That might be ill-advised. How long before the Great Leader With Masculine Hands gets into a Twitter war with Justin Trudeau? Two shakes of a lamb’s tail and then it’s Operation Make Alberta And Maybe Saskatchewan Great Again.
Again?
.
Sounds like Radical Islambic Terrorism to me!
I have the utmost confidence that Donny not only can’t pronounce Saskatchewan, but doesn’t even know it exists.
All together now:
Let’s dispel with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing.
And if he did hear the word, he’d answer “Gesundheit”.
Just like I do. 
Which reminds me, that conservative senator with the cocaine and assault record that Trudeau thrashed in the ring is back in the senate again now that the fraud and breach of trust charges have been dropped.
I’d love to see Trump try to go a few rounds with Trudeau – either in a debate or in the boxing ring.
Oh, he has definitely heard of them, and once he becomes president, he will have military search teams combing the forests of the west to hunt down and capture rogue saskatechewans that keep upsetting people with their unscheduled appearances and fiendish elusiveness.
Then he will have them deported.
If the Mexicans are building our wall, does that mean we have to build Canada’s wall?
Perhaps he’s a rogue Sasquatchean himself, and not really the son of an orangutan as is commonly believed.
I really wonder what Ivanka personally thinks about this:
Trump says if Ivanka were sexually harassed, she’d just get a new career
So no worries ladies! If you are sexually harassed at work, just quit!
Hey, when your temporary husband* is a modestly wealthy** public figure, he can just force one of his business partners to give you a job!
- He’s on #3, baby. You only have a few more years before he’s moved on to #4
** He likely isn’t even a billionaire after debts.
Seriously? That little shit has had three wives already? That’s as many as Poppa Trump has had!
He claims to be a billionaire now, but wait till the divorce case, when suddenly he only has $10 to his name.
The woman spoken of in the article is Ivanka, his daughter, not his wife, Melania. (Ivanka’s mother was Trump’s first wife, Ivana.)
Same principle is involved - she’s got a much better chance of getting a new job than even most moneyed women - but this particular issue doesn’t apply.
She is generally smart and tactful and on message. I wish she was running instead of her dad. Plus I believe she’s probably a closeted liberal who has to hide that
Today I learned that Ivanka Trump has written a book. In 2009, no less. My head is sufficiently boggled.
“Written” is a term of art that may not necessarily reflect the mundane definition of putting one’s personal fingertips to the keyboard. One has people for that sort of thing.
I kinda picture her at a computer like Scotty with the mouse in that Star Trek movie. Trying to talk to it to tell it what to do, because telling people what to do is all she knows anymore.