How are they going to know if they need to start ordering uniform shorts? Or swim trunks?
Global warming and the ensuing glacial melting and rise in sea level is all God’s will, so it would be sacrilegious for the navy to plan for it.
After all, the Prophet Isaiah decreed that: “God shall judge between the nations, and shall decide for many peoples; and they shall beat their swords into ploughshares, and spears into pruning hooks; nation shall not lift up sword against nation; neither shall they learn war any more.”
Who are the Religious Right Republicans to stand in the way of God destroying their ability to wage war?
Breitbart, complaining that the liberal media is downplaying the number of people attending Trump rallies, posted a picture of a huge crowd at a Trump rally in Florida. Actually, turns out it was a picture of the victory parade for the Cleveland Cavaliers.
But… But… GOD PROMISED!!! He said he’d never flood the Earth again! So obviously this “global warming” and sea level rises are all just a bunch of liberal anti-god bullshit.
When I read something this outrageously and wilfully stupid, I wonder if it’s just a dozen or so of the stupidest Republiopaths showing off their ignorance.
No, apparently the Chamber passed the bill with those amendments, leaving it to the Senate to demonstrate sanity.
I dreamed I saw the bomber death planes riding shotgun in the sky.
An aircraft carrier would make for a hell of a plowshare, too.
I’d like to think that they are having a contest to be the dumbest possible, and the winner gets to wear Louis Gohmert’s crown for the day
Sooner or later, Melania will violate the terms of their pre-nup by turning 50.
(joke totally stolen from SNL)
Trump campaigned in dark blue Maine today, where the recent polls showed him losing by 17 points. Why Maine?
Rachel Maddow said Hillary has stopped funding ads in Virginia, she is so confident of victory there.
Trump will be campaigning in Wisconsin tomorrow. Priebus, who is from Wisconsin, Paul Ryan, who is from Wisconsin, and the Senator up for reelection and the right wing governor of Wisconsin have decided not to attend his rally.
He has small hands, but has anyone checked the size of his feet?
Weird. Maine does have separate votes for its congressional districts, and he’s more likely to win one of the districts than the state overall…but it’s still pretty unlikely.
He’s hoping to monopolize the Crazy vote that elected LePage twice.
Paul Nehlan, Paul Ryan’s opponent in his primary says we should consider deporting all Muslims:
Robert LaFollette’s ghost is weeping.
Joe McCarthy’s is not.
Hey, now! I saw a picture of his rally in Crab Apple Cove. Yuuuge turnout.
According to an article in the local fishwrap, he’s going to be campaigning in deepest, bluest Washington (state) in late August or early September. According to his deputy campaign director, Trump considers the state “in play” and “will be coming to rally the troops.”
Best of luck with that, Donald.
(I seem to recall him saying that New York and California will be in play as well. Does the man actually enjoy pissing money away, at least when it’s someone else’s money?)