Stupid Republican idea of the day

That would be awesome. And not unprecedented - look at Taft.

It’s the Republican way.

A few days old, but I can’t find any mention of this story here, and it’s too good to skip:

Aye; that would be completely out of character for Mr. Trump.

:rolleyes:

Curt Schilling plans to be President in eight years after President Trump has had his two terms. But if Hillary is somehow “illegally” elected, then he plans to be President in four years.

Wow. Ben Carson really does live in a fictional universe!

Trump filled his SC seat all right.

Trump says “titties” instead of “cities.” Ok, not stupid per se, but funny.

Did his brain short-circuit?

With the exception of a couple of other legends like OJ Simpson and Oscar Pistorious, it’s hard to think of a sports figure that went from hero to zero harder than Curt Schilling. It’s going to be interesting seeing him spin taking a state for amulti-million dollar bath into a run as a candidate for the “fiscally responsible” party.

The Diamondbacks love to revel in their one World Series championship. They’ll mention it at the drop of a hat (any hat). They have interviews with former players, even minor ones, have special programs about the 2001 season, they even have Randy Johnson in the broadcast booth every now and then.

But they never, ever, mention Schilling.

That’s quite a slip of the tongue. Such things can happen to anyone of course, but this one seems especially unlikely to me unless one is inebriated in some manner or has a neurological problem of one sort or another. The pronunciations of ‘c’ and ‘t’ are just too different.

Especially in Massachusetts, unless he plans on moving out of state.

He read about it in Dickens’ A Sale of Two Titties.

Dickens got the best deal on that sale, you wouldn’t believe how good, those titties were yuuuge.

To be fair, Laurence O’Donnel said “defecate” instead of “deficit” on his show tonight.

I’m guessing there was a woman with a low cut blouse and yuuuuge assets in the audience?

Oh! And I thought he was staring at the teleprompter! Could have sworn I saw his lips moving.

Wow…ex-athletes. Is there anything they don’t know or can’t do?

Other than demonstrate fiscal responsibility and refrain from raping someone?

Now that I think about it, Donald Trump reminds me a lot of Zapp Brannigan from “Futurama.” And not just because of the skin color.

Egotistical, raving lunatic who doesn’t seem to realize that everyone else knows how incompetent he REALLY is, because he thinks he’s the best at everything… Which, for the purposes of this metaphor, means that Chris Christie is Kif.