Stupid Republican idea of the day

You are not alone.

It’s amazing how easy it is to read those lines and hear them in Brannigan’s voice.

Someone get me Billy West’s phone number and see if we can’t make a deal.

And one from earlier in the month that I didn’t see posted: Trump insults the capital of PA a day after a rally there. Does he think us folks in the Keystone state can’t read? And how the hell does he know what a warzone looks like?

And perhaps even more chilling: Zapp Brannigan quotes with Donald Trump backgrounds

The two parents of people who died in Benghazi who are suing Hillary (because her emails must have been leaked, and because those emails which ***had ***to be leaked ***must ***have had information about Benghazi in them) have hired Larry Klayman (smfh) as their lawyer.

Just wait until they find out how much “evidence” is classified.

Maybe he was thinking of the Dickens book, “A Sale of Two Titties?”

Sean Hannity is “investigating” Khizr Khan.

If Mr. Khan wants to set up a Gofundme to “investigate” Mr. Hannity, I’m in for $100.

Oh please Sean, could you keep bringing that up? It has helped your guy SOOOO much so far. If you really work at it we could just maybe see the Republicans lose Texas in this election too.

Trump says “Second Amendment people” might need to take action if Hillary gets to choose judges.

He is calling for the assassination of Hillary Clinton if she becomes President.
How the Holy Fuck can this be legal?

Well, that’s a relief. He’s gone back to saying stupid shit.

Well, not necessarily to assassinate her

Just the judges she chooses. That’s okay, right?

This one’s up on CNN now.

So if Clinton gets elected, 2nd amendment people are going to stop her by… not voting for her? That doesn’t even make sense.

Makes as much sense as the tangerine nightmare usually does.

Well, so much for the Trump “reboot” that was supposed to happen this week. Gotta hand it to the Great Pumpkin, he lasted a whole day. Which is longer than I thought he would have.

Well, that reminded me that I am so glad I finally got off my dead ass and cancelled the lifetime NRA membership I had from the late 80’s. Hadn’t been costing me a cent of course and I kept holding out some hope that sanity would return, but finally cancelled it this spring.

Now I don’t have to receive all those post cards, emergency fundraising mailings and magazines telling me how various Democrats are going to destroy my guns.

The Trump campaign, as usual, swings and misses. Such an easy answer was available too: “he meant the 2nd amendment supporters will be able to defend themselves when the Hillary-govt tries to take their guns”