It’s a Trump!
He’s a little … indisposed at the moment.
Curt Schilling wants to run against Elizabeth Warren for the U.S. Senate.
Let’s see: he’s a bigoted, racist asshole. He’s dumb as a bag of hammers. He’s an expert on wasting tax-payer money (suck it, Rhode Island.) I have no idea where he stands on climate change, but it’s almost a certainty that (if even knows what it is) he is a denier.
He’s the perfect GOP candidate!
In fact, he’s overqualified.
Here, let me help dispel your uncertainty. 
I will always love him as a ballplayer, for the change in team psyche with the Red Sox that helped them finally break their generations-long mental block about winning in October. The bloody sock game was one of the great displays of mental and physical toughness in sports history. But damn, it gets harder to remember that every time he opens his yap on a subject other than sports.
ETA: Link changed to better one.
I’m a bloody sock denier. 
I’m a Yankees fan and long time Schilling hater (I haven’t forgotten 2001 either) but even I will admit that he is a hall of famer (as long as Mussina goes in first.)
Boston should have gotten stuck with A-Rod too. The curse would probably still be in place.
Meh. Boston went through much of the same shit, as well as much of the same glory, with Manny Ramirez that New York did with Rodriguez.
What’s a bloody sock denier? Somebody who thinks a trainer painted it on with mercurochrome?
Ketchup, off of someone’s hot dog. 
Ah, so that’s why, when my dad took me to Milwaukee Braves games, there was no ketchup for the hot dogs!
They came slathered in County Stadium Mustard (a spicy brown German mustard, blended just for Braves games).
Cuisine has always been the German specialty, rivaled only by England in matters of culinary excellence.
Ach, but zey are ze Meisters of ze Mustard, nein?
(side note: traveling back to the Mütterland to visit Swiss-German relatives, we soon figured out we had to run over to the French side of Switzerland to get better/lighter food… where we ran into some Brits escaping their cuisine)
Now please, someone, get us back on topic before this becomes the MMP of the Pit!
Actually, who is a better choice? Even assuming using Ailes after his ouster would have a statistically significant impact on election night (a tenuous assumption at best), what media figure has a similar combination of direct experience prepping debates, a substantial track record swaying public opinion, and has the character (or lack thereof) to fully support a Trump candidacy?
The man is despicable, but from Trump’s perspective I can’t think of a better candidate for the job.
Yes, but after the debates, Trump’s (and by extension, Ailes’s) performance is going to be judged by the pundits at Fox News. Did he leave behind any enemies who might be inclined to judge him harshly, and who don’t have to suck up to the boss anymore?
"Show me your friends and I’ll tell you who you are.”
Rick Perry continues the proud GOP tradition of raging hypocrisy.
And Pat Smith was allowed to do the same thing? Without repercussions.
It’s like the First Amendment shouldn’t apply to Democrats.
Rick Perry? The Rick Perry who called Trump “a cancer on conservatism”?
Trump was born in '46, will look you right in the eye and lie to you as if he believes it, and when running for president cheerfully debated a guy named Bush for the win.
I’m pretty sure Hillary Clinton can find a debate partner like that.
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The best candidate for the job is a man who thinks the women in his company aren’t really people, just sexual toys for him to use? Seriously? Trump just had the sexual harassment statement debacle, where is own daughter rolled her eyes and gave one of least convincing defenses I have ever heard. (to be fair to her, it was an impossible sell)
It’s like he doesn’t want women to vote for him.
Hell, even they wanted his special brand of slimy expertise, they could have gotten it without an announcement to the press.