Stop the presses!
Blind Chicken Finds Corn!
They are now living in a world where Trump is going to win New York state, where campaigning in Connecticut makes sense, and where Putin never invaded Ukraine. Wonderland is Vulcan compared to TrumpWorld.
“Bush kept us safe” is an extremely common right-wing talking point. After the underwear bomb attempt, Cheney et al were on right-wing media outlets talking about how Bush kept us safe for all those years and Obama couldn’t even do it for 11 months. Really.
I’m a little surprised that Giuliani trotted out that particular mass delusion in support of Trump, though. One of the few good things Trump did during the primary campaign was point out, quite vocally as I recall, just how naked that emperor is.
This is from 2014, but I was unable to find it in this thread, so here it is.
Ninety pounds of cocaine was found aboard a cargo ship owned by Mitch McConnell’s in-laws. McConnell is married to Elaine Chao, the former Secretary of Labor under George W. Bush. Her family founded and owns Foremost Maritime Corporation (FMC), which operates sixteen ships. One of them, the Ping May, was searched by Colombian authorities before it departed, and the cocaine was was discovered in the chain locker.
The Chaos are the source of much of McConnell’s wealth, gifting him with between 5 and 25 million dollars in 2008. They also have made substantial donations to his campaign fund since the 1980’s.
Although Colombian authorities initiated an investigation in 2014, there is no record of anyone being prosecuted in Colombia or anywhere else for the smuggling of the cocaine.
https://www.thenation.com/article/mitch-mcconnells-freighted-ties-shadowy-shipping-company/
It should come as no surprise that McConnell is one of major opponents of legalizing, decriminalizing or reclassifying marijuana at the federal level.
Wow, I assumed she married him for his money, but it looks like she had way more than he did. What could any woman find attractive about him?
Rubio stands by calling Trump a con-artist.
No wonder he looks so boyish. No balls.
Or someone capitalizing on 9/11 to make it look like an Islamic attack.
It was the “Admiral Akbar!” that gave it away.
Its a trope!
That’ll get you time in carbonite, mister!
What does Roger Ailes bring to the Trump campaign? Binders full of women? Donald Trump campaign hires disgraced ex-Fox News boss Roger Ailes as adviser: report – New York Daily News
C’mon, this one HAS to be bogus. He cannot be THAT stupid.
Oh, yes he can. Have you been living under a rock? 
An America with you in it deserves Trump!
Now that’s just mean!
The number of undecided or Trump-wary voters who will be turned off by Ailes involvement is minimal. But assuming Trump listens to his advice, Ailes’ involvement in debate prep would undoubtedly boost Trump’s performance tremendously. Ailes is a media genius.
Consider a bit of background from a NY Times articleon the possible advising role:
He’s had some losses, but I’d much rather Hillary face a self-prepped Trump than one with Ailes’ help.
I’m so sorry. So very very sorry. I thought of the absolute perfect person to prep Hillary Clinton and he’s dead.
Chris Farley spraypainted orange with a Trump wig.
You don’t think there are available media geniuses that *weren’*t just publicly forced out of their jobs for sexual harassment?
If he wasn’t a damned Canadian, I’d suggest Rob Ford.
He’s a bad, bad man!