[Maine Gov. LePage speaks:
But he didn’t stop there!
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Oh, sick burn man! You really make a super insightful point there! Maybe make a comment about ‘libtards’ to really drive it home?
Get it right, its “libturd”
The fact that the Republican party doesn’t tell this guy to STFU says something to me. What it says is that they really don’t care about all the money they spend on minority outreach.
Another example of PC SJW language policing.
Has Straw Man Liberal been talking again? That guy’s an idiot.
Futurama
The fact that they don’t do what the people who hate them say they should is perplexing, yes.
Why do you hate social justice?
I think some people’s Poe Meters need a good calibratin’.
I know this is somehow snark against the libtards, but I still have no idea what it’s referring to. Who said blacks are too stupid to get photo IDs?
The same strawman who wants Princess Hillary to take all the guns from Real Americans.
But wait, there’s even more! Mr. LePage apparently has taken exception to some remarks by a state legislator that may (or may not, it’s not clear) suggest that Mr. LePage is a racist. The Governor’s response: “Pistols at Dawn, Sir!”
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“When a snot-nosed little guy from Westbrook calls me a racist, now I’d like him to come up here because, tell you right now, I wish it were 1825,” LePage said, according to the Press Herald. “And we would have a duel, that’s how angry I am, and I would not put my gun in the air, I guarantee you, I would not be (Alexander) Hamilton. I would point it right between his eyes, because he is a snot-nosed little runt and he has not done a damn thing since he’s been in this Legislature to help move the state forward.”
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All we need is for Republicans to have their own Burning Man, maybe wearing white robes or something in the backwoods of Mississippi. At the center is a large straw man labeled with all the worst aspects of “Liberal” as they (Republicans) see it, and then burn the thing at the end.
Or, I dunno, maybe a big cross they can put all their representations of Liberals and Socialists around and then burn at the end of the weekend to show their sacrifices for Goooaaad.
I like the Maddowblog’s take on this:
Look, the thread title has a mascot now.
Sorry, should have included a comment about how it was racist or sexist in some unexplained way to make the satire clear.
Can’t we get one that can be housetrained, instead?
He must be the Spaceballs Alien:
“Hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal!”
I foresee retirement to a farm upstate…