Stupid Republican idea of the day

To be clear: defending alleged scum isn’t the problem. Successfully defending scum that is known to be scum who committed the crime they’re accused of then running on a tough on crime/safe families platform is the problem. Not to mention stupid.

Imagine Johnnie Cochran running for state office on a tough on crime platform after 3 October '95.

Giuliani said Hillary is too stupid to be President.

Why? Because she didn’t leave Bill after Lewinsky.

I do hope that they continue to push this angle, and that Trump pounds on it in the next debate.

Why? Because it’s such a losing proposition for the thrice-married Trump, who throws away his wives like tissues to get a younger model every 10 years or so. All Hillary has to do is to point out that she, as a Christian, takes her marriage vows very seriously. Her relationship with her husband is stronger than it’s ever been. Marriages go through rocky times, and the sign of true character is how to weather the storms, and work together to build your relationship, rather than dumping someone when you get tired of them.

So, a woman who doesn’t leave her husband for cheating is too stupid to be President.

But a man who actually cheats on his wife is TOTALLY qualified to be President.

Got it! Makes total sense.

Oh, but Trump’s infidelities don’t count because he’s still friends with his exes.

The government is about to shut down again because the Republicans refuse to address water cleanup for Flint.

Up is down on Mr. Toad’s Wild Campaign Ride.

What would happen if, in the hours prior to a government shutdown, Trump were to ride in and get the Republicans to compromise? Or at least appear to the reason for the compromise?

Well, if he’s involved even slightly he’s sure to claim credit for the whole thing, so we’ll get a chance to find out.

The sky would crack open and the universe would cease to exist. On what planet would Trump deign to compromise on anything? In fact, on what planet would Trump waste time away from the sweet, sweet rally stage to go to Washington to attempt governance. Has no one been paying attention to his campaign so far?

A government shutdown right before an election? Suicide for any party that’s seen to be the cause. I suspect it’s a stunt. Not Trump’s idea, or course. But I suspect that they got together and decided that they will threaten this, then Trump rides in on a white horse at the last minute to stop them from doing what they were never gonna do, and gets to look ‘Presidential’. A Uniter! A Deal-Maker!

Or maybe I’ve seen too many movies.

Recent glurge says a deal is in the works, and Flint gets their water money.

The whole quote from 9/11 profiteer Ghouliani:

Violated, lol. Go piss on some FDNY graves you useless piece of shit. And no, Stop-And-Frisk in NYC was not the cause of the nationwide decline in crime in the 90’s. Morons.

Perfect and very concise description of Mayor 9/11.

That might have been yours. But not any more.

Rush Limbaugh claimed today that Miss Universe Alicia Machado, whom Trump called “Miss Piggy”, is a porn star. No, she isn’t.

It’s from the Republican playbook:

Crush the enemy with abusive lies. Make shit up about them. They probably won’t sue you, and even if they do, who cares?

If they do, you settle with “no admission of guilt.”

Jeez, if “being a famous person whose appearance is imitated by or attributed to a porn star so porn watchers can wank to what they pretend are pictures of you” counts as “being a porn star”, then Sarah Palin is more of a porn star than Machado will ever be.