Stupid Republican idea of the day

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Eric Greitens, Republican candidate for Senate from Missouri, is running this ad, featuring “retired Army veteran” Robert Murphy. Murphy is a racist POS whose Facebook page attacks Muslims as “17th century goat humpers”, and thinks women should carry Glocks in order to keep them safe from rape.

Local St. Louis article on Murphy: Spokesman in Greitens' new ad promoted rape joke, anti-Muslim screeds on Facebook

Republicans are worried that their candidate for the House, New Jersey Republican Scott Garrett, will lose because of his anti-gay stances.

Reportedly, Trump is very angry that Republicans are saying that he lost and wants them to knock it off and focus on some one-liners he thinks he got off.

You do that. Keep walking this road.

Fuckers better fall in line or lapdog Reince Priebus will be after them, yipping and snapping at their ankles.

She has very impressive…tracts of land.

It does appear the breed standard for Miss Universe / Miss USA is a C-cup, while for Miss World / Miss America it’s a B.

“Breed standard”?

Color me disappointed. :frowning:

What the judges are using as a comparative, in livestock shows (including dog and cat shows). Individual animals are generally expected to adhere to the ‘breed standard’ in conformation and/or other traits. Poodle gotta look like a poodle, not like a Doberman.

Sure, but if he insists he’s a poodle, I’ll just take his word.

Conservative newspapers breaking tradition and NOT endorsing the GOP candidate.

And pay the fines from your “charity” that is funded with other people’s money.

Editors of the Arizona Republic have been getting death threats over their endorsement of Hillary.

“Party of Law and Order”.

Only when it is their law, their order and their president.

Congress passes Justice Against Sponsors of Terrorism Act, Obama vetoes due to (among other things) the potential of law suits against America, Congress overrides easily.

Cue McConnell discoveringthat, indeed, that it is true that the diplomatic corp and military are worried about this very thing.

So, whose fault is it that this law passed? Well, Obama, obviously, because he didn’t tell Congress it was a bad idea (I guess they missed that whole veto statement).

Back to Trump. He’s now claiming that pageant officials wanted to fire Alicia Mercado, but he stepped in and saved her job.

Cross-posting because this is relevant here as well:

This could very well come back and bite the RNC on its collective ass. All someone has to do is show the bank lost more to Der Bungle than they paid the Clintons.

Shit, just throw it over there on the pile! If you had an irrefutable video of Il Douche sacrificing a virgin to his Dark Lord, he might go down half-a-point.